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my apologies if cassandra is really who she says she is




i'm a sassy youth with a heart of gold




"i swear to god i'm going to tear your fuckin eyes out and suck your fuckin skull" - Cassandra

I hate myself for being so turned on by this threat. Although the fact that she subsequently quoted a John Ford movie has prompted me to reevaluate her age and gynecological status.
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"We had part of a Slinky - but I straightened it."