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-- Regarding Smelly monkey's recent expressions of displeasure with me...I always likened myself as the "Horrowitz" to Monkey's Sean Penn Character from the 1983 movie "Bad Boys"...I wonder if anyone remembers that flick? Horrowitz was this super smart, angry, anti-social mad bomber who made a bomb out of some fertilizer and planted it in a boom box and blew the head off the guy who later played the sadistic prison guard captain in the Shawshank Redemption. Anyhow, Horrowitz desperately wanted to please Sean Penn's bad-ass character, mainly because he perceived him to be the only person on earth more miserable/angry than himself. I respectfully ask Monkey to give me another chance and build some more bombs...I am out of practice but given time, it will come back.




-- I spent a few days in Tahoe, and on Saturday night I went out to a skihouse where a private party was being held...everyone was snorting coke just like the scene from "King Of New York" right before the shoot out at the end...except at this party it was all white people (in fact I think there might be 7 black people in all of Lake Tahoe.) A number of Reno's legal/legit whores were here, several of whom talked with me for a while....I discovered that COKE is now coming back in a big fucking way, as something of a backlash against Meth (Chicks now see coke as a less destructive drug to have fun with and keep the pounds off...if nothing else it will cut down on MEETH, while giving rise again to a host of Nose problems...anyone in here old enough to remember the good old days of the late 1980's and early 19990s when coke was king, and chicks would get spontaneous nosebleeds while doing things like giving you head while you prepared the next set of lines, only to look down and see your new Hanes Boxer-briefs ruined in a crimson/magenta deluge?

-- What the fuck is David Aaron clark talking about? Someone recently brought to my attention that he thought I was responsible for Ryan Knox and all the shit slinging here at XPT. I quote from one of his ADT posts right after AEE:
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If I hadn't seen you in person, Ryan, I might imagine you were a purely digital creation; a particularly droll piece of internet performance art perpetrated by Da Burglar or somesuch relentless wag ...



Who the fuck is this guy? DAC? I mean, I know who he is, but...???

-- Da Burglar's Final four: DUKE UCLA UCONN BOSTON COLLEGE Winner: UCONN

-- I renounce all interest in Porn Stars beyond morbid fascination/carnival freaks/ Forensic case studies. Sorry, this phase of my life is over...I met a MILF up here in Mendocino who is slightly older than me, very well off financially and very intelligent. I am grounded once again.....the upside for the cage is I will be more prone to let loose with diatribes and barbs now that I have reason to truly not give a fuck about offending any porn stars.



You see all of the above? This is the reason some have turned. It is far too much of absolutely nothing.

I don't really want to jump on the Burg-bashing bandwagon, but 99% of your posts are just like this. Too much goddamn theorizing. Too much banging of the same drum. For future reference, a whore is a whore is a fucking whore. There. Settled. No need to ever again over-analyze why some piggish ex-Wienerschnitzel employee decided to forever tarnish her life by accepting creep-dick on camera.

And you should really stop the apologizing and saying you're going to be this or that from now on. It looks really sad. You're a witty guy if you can stay focused and relevant. Please try.
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