You're right. I'm going to use an oak shovel handle instead, or maybe the handle from a maul.

This is it, burg. No PM's, no pacts, no truces. Every thread you start with "Burglarism" in the subject is going to receive an airstrike of napalm. Grapeshot if you will.

After the thread is totally destroyed and hopelessly off track we'll let the kids back in to pick through the wreckage to see if there's anything of merit that Luke can post.