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If I get half a chance I'm going to shove a broom handle into your spokes. We'll laugh about it afterwards.

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Make sure it's plastic...wood is too strong, will take your hand off at the speed I move at

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A bat to the face of a fast moving "chair" is always more fun.

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Welcome to the board Mr Retard...better make sure you kill me with the first shot...

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I'm not the one who cant step out of the way.

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Jeezus dude, the thought and creativity in that post makes me doubt you can even lift a bat, let alone swing it fast enough to have a chance at hitting me....if you are Cm, your posts are really becoming "Felony Stupid"


(EDITED to ADD what is now one of my favorite PRivate Messages of all time, just got it as I hit post:)

I smell your stink.
From: Mr. Retard
You sniveling bitch, keep trying to get ass slaps from monkey. I'll see you on the golf course.