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Who the fuck is this guy? DAC? I mean, I know who he is, but...???

-- Da Burglar's Final four: DUKE UCLA UCONN BOSTON COLLEGE Winner: UCONN

-- I renounce all interest in Porn Stars beyond morbid fascination/carnival freaks/ Forensic case studies. Sorry, this phase of my life is over...I met a MILF up here in Mendocino who is slightly older than me, very well off financially and very intelligent. I am grounded once again.....the upside for the cage is I will be more prone to let loose with diatribes and barbs now that I have reason to truly not give a fuck about offending any porn stars.

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If you are willing to admit its creepy for you to post under cassandra then i'll see what i can do


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If you are willing to admit its creepy for you to post under cassandra then i'll see what i can do


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Maybe the first and only time i ask da burg to actually post more on what he means by this.

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my apologies if cassandra is really who she says she is

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Welcome to the board Mr Retard...better make sure you kill me with the first shot...

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Jeezus dude, the thought and creativity in that post makes me doubt you can even lift a bat, let alone swing it fast enough to have a chance at hitting me....if you are Cm, your posts are really becoming "Felony Stupid"


(EDITED to ADD what is now one of my favorite PRivate Messages of all time, just got it as I hit post:)

I smell your stink.
From: Mr. Retard
You sniveling bitch, keep trying to get ass slaps from monkey. I'll see you on the golf course.

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Jeezus dude, the thought and creativity in that post makes me doubt you can even lift a bat, let alone swing it fast enough to have a chance at hitting me....

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I'd feel the need to put out more effort out but your kowtowing does you in. Where did the good times go?

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Jeezus dude, the thought and creativity in that post makes me doubt you can even lift a bat, let alone swing it fast enough to have a chance at hitting me....

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Yes, your XPT legacy will be cemented when you drive away everyone's favorite intellectual perverted jaded gimp, daburglar. You are a complete fucking idiot...and it's mildly amusing you didnt keep the "Felony Stupid" part of my quote when you actually quoted me, because I am still laughing at coming up with that term myself.

And your message "I smell your stink" is appropriate, because if anyone knows...ahem, "kowtowing"...., it's you dude...I fucking defy you to create a post, on and OF your own authorship that approaches the HALF way point in terms of interest and potential topic tangent/hijack than the one I made at the start of this thread. Do it, and I swear I will put "Chicken Master is God" in my sig for 30 whole days....Mr Retard, direct your attention to that round yellow thing bouncing up and down in front of you...you have 30 minutes starting NOW

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Jeezus dude, the thought and creativity in that post makes me doubt you can even lift a bat, let alone swing it fast enough to have a chance at hitting me....

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Yes, your XPT legacy will be cemented when you drive away everyone's favorite intellectual perverted jaded gimp, daburglar. You are a complete fucking idiot...and it's mildly amusing you didnt keep the "Felony Stupid" part of my quote when you actually quoted me, because I am still laughing at coming up with that term myself.

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And your message "I smell your stink" is appropriate, because if anyone knows...ahem, "kowtowing"...., it's you dude...I fucking defy you to create a post, on and OF your own authorship that approaches the HALF way point in terms of interest and potential topic tangent/hijack than the one I made at the start of this thread. Do it, and I swear I will put "Chicken Master is God" in my sig for 30 whole days....Mr Retard, direct your attention to that round yellow thing bouncing up and down in front of you...you have 30 minutes starting NOW

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Yea i'll get right on that. How about this you make a video where you walk around and it doesn't look like your an ATST being taken down by a group of ewoks. I think i'll stick to derailing your threads.

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-- Regarding Smelly monkey's recent expressions of displeasure with me...I always likened myself as the "Horrowitz" to Monkey's Sean Penn Character from the 1983 movie "Bad Boys"...I wonder if anyone remembers that flick? Horrowitz was this super smart, angry, anti-social mad bomber who made a bomb out of some fertilizer and planted it in a boom box and blew the head off the guy who later played the sadistic prison guard captain in the Shawshank Redemption. Anyhow, Horrowitz desperately wanted to please Sean Penn's bad-ass character, mainly because he perceived him to be the only person on earth more miserable/angry than himself. I respectfully ask Monkey to give me another chance and build some more bombs...I am out of practice but given time, it will come back.




-- I spent a few days in Tahoe, and on Saturday night I went out to a skihouse where a private party was being held...everyone was snorting coke just like the scene from "King Of New York" right before the shoot out at the end...except at this party it was all white people (in fact I think there might be 7 black people in all of Lake Tahoe.) A number of Reno's legal/legit whores were here, several of whom talked with me for a while....I discovered that COKE is now coming back in a big fucking way, as something of a backlash against Meth (Chicks now see coke as a less destructive drug to have fun with and keep the pounds off...if nothing else it will cut down on MEETH, while giving rise again to a host of Nose problems...anyone in here old enough to remember the good old days of the late 1980's and early 19990s when coke was king, and chicks would get spontaneous nosebleeds while doing things like giving you head while you prepared the next set of lines, only to look down and see your new Hanes Boxer-briefs ruined in a crimson/magenta deluge?

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Who the fuck is this guy? DAC? I mean, I know who he is, but...???

-- Da Burglar's Final four: DUKE UCLA UCONN BOSTON COLLEGE Winner: UCONN

-- I renounce all interest in Porn Stars beyond morbid fascination/carnival freaks/ Forensic case studies. Sorry, this phase of my life is over...I met a MILF up here in Mendocino who is slightly older than me, very well off financially and very intelligent. I am grounded once again.....the upside for the cage is I will be more prone to let loose with diatribes and barbs now that I have reason to truly not give a fuck about offending any porn stars.

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You see all the above? This is the reason some have turned. It is far too much of absolutely nothing.

I don't really want to jump on the Burg-bashing bandwagon, but 99% of your posts are just like this. Too much goddamn theorizing. Too much banging of the same drum. For future reference, a whore is a whore is a fucking whore. There. Settled. No need to ever over-analyze why some piggish ex-Wienerschnitzel employee decided to forever tarnish her life by excepting creep-dick on camera.

And you should really stop the apologizing and saying you're going to be this or that from now on. It looks really sad. You're a witty guy if you can stay focused and relevant. Please try.

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Yes, your XPT legacy will be cemented when you drive away everyone's favorite intellectual perverted jaded gimp, daburglar. You are a complete fucking idiot...and it's mildly amusing you didnt keep the "Felony Stupid" part of my quote when you actually quoted me, because I am still laughing at coming up with that term myself.

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And your message "I smell your stink" is appropriate, because if anyone knows...ahem, "kowtowing"...., it's you dude...I fucking defy you to create a post, on and OF your own authorship that approaches the HALF way point in terms of interest and potential topic tangent/hijack than the one I made at the start of this thread. Do it, and I swear I will put "Chicken Master is God" in my sig for 30 whole days....Mr Retard, direct your attention to that round yellow thing bouncing up and down in front of you...you have 30 minutes starting NOW

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And your message "I smell your stink" is appropriate, because if anyone knows...ahem, "kowtowing"...., it's you dude...I fucking defy you to create a post, on and OF your own authorship that approaches the HALF way point in terms of interest and potential topic tangent/hijack than the one I made at the start of this thread. Do it, and I swear I will put "Chicken Master is God" in my sig for 30 whole days....Mr Retard, direct your attention to that round yellow thing bouncing up and down in front of you...you have 30 minutes starting NOW

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Yea i'll get right on that. How about this you make a video where you walk around and it doesn't look like your an ATST being taken down by a group of ewoks. I think i'll stick to derailing your threads.

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Case closed, I so fucking own you...your hatred, and your one feeble punch arsenal make this a complete joke...you never actually did explain WHY you hate me...I just remember you saying way the fuck back when I first joined that you hated me, then you liked me, now you hate me again. I am ecstatic...no one ever reacted this way to me before...you are such a monumental dickhead that I want this to continue for some morbid reason, mainly because my threads usually get derailed anyway (take my Musical Nazi Thread for example, which became the home for the Australian Military Professionals who have gone Insane)...except with you it will be consistent: Da Burglar writes something, Chicken Master Says "You stupid Fucking cripple, Shut up!" Etc etc etc...

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You see all of the above? This is the reason some have turned. It is far too much of absolutely nothing.

I don't really want to jump on the Burg-bashing bandwagon, but 99% of your posts are just like this. Too much goddamn theorizing. Too much banging of the same drum. For future reference, a whore is a whore is a fucking whore. There. Settled. No need to ever again over-analyze why some piggish ex-Wienerschnitzel employee decided to forever tarnish her life by accepting creep-dick on camera.

And you should really stop the apologizing and saying you're going to be this or that from now on. It looks really sad. You're a witty guy if you can stay focused and relevant. Please try.

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I have enquired with great rigour as to WHY they do this. I have not yet received a satisfactory response.

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Just what the fuck does everyone want to see posted/talked about these days??

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We? Our? Who is this we and associative our? Look around burg your speeding down a hill and no one is holding your handles.

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No actually we are in the middle of pub, you are flat on your back wondering how the fuck a cripple just knocked you on your ass, and staring around at the other patrons who are just as shocked as you are, but are actually happy because you exude "asshole" like harboiled eggs exude "fart"...

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I lived in Harbin, China for five months. As they do not yet have the luxury of having Western-style washers and dryers in their apartments, the Chinese for the most part wash their clothes indoors by hand and then hang them up to dry, either indoors or outdoors. In summertime, it makes perfect sense to hang them outdoors. But Harbin gets extremely cold in winter, sometimes down to -40 degrees. And yet the Harbinese, for some seemingly unexplicable reason, hang their wet clothes outside to dry in winter. Or at least they think they will dry, but of course they do not. They freeze into stiff ice, and when brought indoors they melt, thereby becoming wet (the opposite of dry). Resultantly, they have to hang them indoors to dry. It is true. I actually conducted an experiment. I washed my clothes by hand. I hung half of them up inside and the other half up on my balcony. In four hours the clothes hung up indoors were already dry. The clothes on the balcony after four hours were iced and stiff. I brought them indoors and hung them up. Within an hour, the water began to melt and drip on the floor, and another hour later they were sopping wet. I had to hang them up for an additional four hours until they were satisfactorily dry. This is what the Chinese continue to do. I saw it every day during winter. It defies logical explanation. I have enquired with great rigour as to WHY they do this. I have not yet received a satisfactory response.

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If you'd have gone with a Robocop and ED-209 metaphor, I wouldn't have suspected anything, but now I'm getting a mental image of someone who likes to play Jedi dress-up at the weekends.

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This was obvious to me a long time ago, but then again 60%+ of the male porn viewing/buying market demographic falls into the "Failure to Launch" category and still reside with Mum & Pop (or Grandmum & Grandpop)...Porn is SLOTH in Drug Form, and it has the same debilitating effects on both user and producer/performer, the difference being the producers/performers are able to afford expensive therapy and rehab-detox, and then resume enjoying the buzz the drug gives, while the poor, pathetic consumers become the virtual crackheads of porn viewing, living from hit to hit, rock to rock, scene to scene...

I have to admit, I dont know what ATST stands for? But yes, I have to admit, I am at e-wok level/height...even if I sit on my cushion when in my w/chair, I can only see eye to eye with Gen Padova.

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And really, you are almost like a fucking stalker dude...I AM A SELF ADMITTED Seasoned Movie Goer? I must have missed that post ... you seem to know more about me than myself, and your Da Burglar Bashing Related post ratio is approaching Ghost Shadow's regarding James....what the fuck would you be talking about if I wasnt here? It's especially pertinent since this supposed hatred of me goes back a year or so...

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Its not as simple as you think or state: It is not just "Whores being Whores"...no, there is far more interesting, evil dynamics at work as to why these chicks do porn. What can be more self-centered/absorbed than people, even moderatley attractive people like most porn people are, believing, no DEMANDING, that the world needs to stop what its doing and see them bare-ass on the TV or computer taking several cocks in all their holes and getting doused in reproductive fluids? It's so fucked up it is infinite in the levels you delve or tangents you can follow to try and answer CAOH's favorite question WHY?

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I like The Bragglar, and I admire the board courage he exhibits by persisting with these sorts of posts, knowing full well he could easily be a beloved and protected member of the club here if only he'd stick to with the program. Instead The Borge follows his heart and skates the line betwixt here and AdultDVDTalk with an abandon that to my mind must be fallout from the hazing he received over the Pornography Expo coverage, which perhaps smashed his illusions about this internet message board and revealed its limitations. The Budgigar could've done as so many others have here and used fake accounts to express their sub-ids, but he took an important path less traveled and brought a challenging sincerity to these proceedings by using his established board persona (and one of the gang, no less), thus challenging the behavioral hierachy here. I'm not saying this well because I have only a high school education, but maybe you see what I mean the smart ones here. And speaking of that, when the smart ones use insipid phrases like "A whore's a whore" to quash a potentionally and unquestionable feryile line of inquiry, they demonstrate how pornography truly is the Great equalizer.

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