See, now I am probably from the last generation of people born in this country who grew up, and still have some non-religious sense of morality...people born after 1970 are morally bankrupt and people born after 1980 are completely fucking sick, twisted and hopelessly beyond redemption...but since I was born in the summer of "love" in 1967, I am from the last of the finest, the men who still respect women, at least on the outside, while jerking off like maniacs (just like the dude in the cartoon) when we are alone...
My father brought me up right...he taught me "Boy, listen to me...women are a gift from ...ah...from, well they are a gift...and you must treat them as such...if you are really fucking horny, buy her a bunch of shit first before you plow her beanfield. Remember, every girl you meet is SOMEBODY's daughter, and if a cocky, smart ass shithead like you ever got over on my daughter, I'd fucking kill ya...so remember that and get me another beer while you are remembering..."
So dear old dad taught me right...which is why EVERY time I see a picture of a girl getting two dicks in her twat and ass while sucking on a third, or anytime I see a chick's faced completely doused in 10-15 loads of ugly guy cum, I feel a pang of distress inside my gut that says "Fuck...that's someone's daughter...someone's little sister...!" Then I reach for my KY ...