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My colleague Hannah Harper said tonight, "male talent is a bit of an oxymoron, don't you agree?"
I concur.
That's a bit harsh isn't it? I give you Exhibit "A".
Definately one for all the lady porn starlettes out there. This guy will be in big demand with the starlettes if he doesn't croak before he makes it to the states.
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http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,18531351-13762,00.html
Who's your granddaddy
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From correspondents in Moscow
March 20, 2006
A 75-year-old grandfather has become the newest star of Russia's growing porn industry, after wandering on to a film set by mistake, thinking it was a muscle man show.
David Bozdoganov has since starred in the films The Old Neighbour and Handyman at Work.
Director Alexander Plahov said: "We were auditioning for a new film and had a number of couples on stage simulating sex when I saw an old guy standing at the back.
"I wandered over to ask him to leave when I saw this massive package straining against his trousers.
"I thought, now this could be an original idea. And I was right: all the movies we've made with David have been huge successes."
The beast with two backs - and a walking stick. But not everyone is delighted. The priapic pensioner apparently believes in the beneficial powers of garlic and his female co-stars have complained about his habit of rubbing it on his genitals before filming action scenes.
I don't get what having two backs is / means.
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