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I was at the Vanity Fair after party and to my amazement Smelly Monkey showed up with Naltalie Portman. I tried talking to Monkey over a glass of Taittinger about some Cage related stuff, but then Natalie cornered me in the bathroom and said, "Bitch, stay away from my man."

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Bad news is i didn't get any action that night, good news is i gave her head lice.

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That would explain the new hairstyle