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#154090 - 03/19/06 07:36 PM Smelly Monkey spotted with new celeb girlfriend!
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I was at the Vanity Fair after party and to my amazement Smelly Monkey showed up with Naltalie Portman. I tried talking to Monkey over a glass of Taittinger about some Cage related stuff, but then Natalie cornered me in the bathroom and said, "Bitch, stay away from my man."



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#154091 - 03/19/06 08:07 PM Re: Smelly Monkey spotted with new celeb girlfrien
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I hate to tell you Gia but Smartt beat you to it, but his thread was hard to understand
http://www.xxxporntalk.com//ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=monkeycage&Number=147809&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1
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#154092 - 03/19/06 08:10 PM Re: Smelly Monkey spotted with new celeb girlfrien
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Doesn't count. No one understands Smartt.
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#154093 - 03/19/06 08:49 PM Re: Smelly Monkey spotted with new celeb girlfrien
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Doesn't count. No one understands Smartt.



aggreed
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#154094 - 03/20/06 05:12 AM Re: Smelly Monkey spotted with new celeb girlfriend!
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I was at the Vanity Fair after party and to my amazement Smelly Monkey showed up with Naltalie Portman. I tried talking to Monkey over a glass of Taittinger about some Cage related stuff, but then Natalie cornered me in the bathroom and said, "Bitch, stay away from my man."







Bad news is i didn't get any action that night, good news is i gave her head lice.


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#154095 - 03/20/06 02:53 PM Re: Smelly Monkey spotted with new celeb girlfriend!
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I was at the Vanity Fair after party and to my amazement Smelly Monkey showed up with Naltalie Portman. I tried talking to Monkey over a glass of Taittinger about some Cage related stuff, but then Natalie cornered me in the bathroom and said, "Bitch, stay away from my man."







Bad news is i didn't get any action that night, good news is i gave her head lice.







That would explain the new hairstyle

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#154096 - 03/20/06 03:37 PM Re: Smelly Monkey spotted with new celeb girlfrien
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Quote:

Quote:

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I was at the Vanity Fair after party and to my amazement Smelly Monkey showed up with Naltalie Portman. I tried talking to Monkey over a glass of Taittinger about some Cage related stuff, but then Natalie cornered me in the bathroom and said, "Bitch, stay away from my man."







Bad news is i didn't get any action that night, good news is i gave her head lice.







That would explain the new hairstyle






too bad that shit is older than methuselah

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