Thanks for lightening my mood a bit, hilarious stuff.

I'm not the judgemental type, so I'm not trying to "keep her on the farm", so to speak.

She can do whatever she wants as far as I'm concerned, as long as she buys the drinks when I'm out there.

I just don't know if I should ever bring it up. Shutting my big yap is not something I do well.

I can see myself now (after six extra dry gin martinis) "Soooo....I was watching some porn the other day, and there was this girl that had the EXACT same tatoo..."

...Then she smashes me with a beer bottle.

Good times.