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Only problem with that is, I'd have to watch my sister get fucked, and I'm not into that at all....



Who says? Only the boyfriends that are closet queers (Wankus) actually stand by and watch and claim they are "turned on watching their woman get fucked by a big hung stud". Or use it as a good excuse to break their nose and blacken the eyes back at home that night (Plus-One).

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Heck, we all thought she was in L.A. writing commercials.



Poor fool. "Writing commercials" is the euphemism they've used for years now.

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It's all very confusing and surreal.



No, it's just Los Angeles for you. How are you going to keep them on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus?