From http://www.lukeisback.com

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Penthouse publicist Lainie Speiser writes: "Is Smelly Monkey an angry bitchy fag or another porno loser who is bitter and never gets laid? He’s not only bitter, but an idiot who knows nothing about porno or Penthouse."




Yeah, whatever...but if the rumours are true, then I'd say Monkey certainly works with better looking girls.

Fact of the matter is, the penis wielders amongst us (Penthouse's target audience) have looked at what you've got to offer and aren't impressed. Rather than getting into a insult-hurling match, perhaps you (and by extension Penthouse) would be better served by finding out why that is, and what you can do to change it.