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Errrrr, Earth to Jupiter:

That's what chicks actually look like. Before they have been Photoshopped into incandescent splendor that is. Ask Holly, she will fill you in. The again, maybe she won't.

Holy fuck, is anyone really this naive?



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Penthouse need to take whoever is in charge of 'casting' outside and have them shot, quite frankly...yes, I realise these are 'candids', and taken by Luke (which says a lot), but I've checked out some other pics of her and I have to say, she just ain't cutting it.



Reading is fundamental, dawg...

As I said before, I've checked out some 'finished' pics of her, and I still think Courtney Cummz is a damn sight better looking in the face. Courtney's no real fave of mine (not that I dislike her either...just her piercings), but I selected her because I thought she had a similar face, only better, than Penthouse's 'Cream of the crop'.

You could send a blind man over to Prague or Budapest and guarantee he'd come back with better looking girls than what's on offer here...that's just how it is, I'm afraid. Penthouse has had some damn fine women in it in the past, and I'm not saying that Jamie Lynn is hideously ugly...just that there are far better looking girls out there to pin the hopes of your ailing publication on.