Heres the birthday girl, not looking a day over 45. If the corset plus leather jacket look is coming into fashion then please tell me now so i can find a light fitting to hang myself from.



Hey baby, happy birthday (kisses check), so umm you have any blow (twitches) , no sorry she replies. Oh, you know anyone here that might have some? (scratches head and rubs neck). No. Okay thats okay (nods head 14 nods too many). Silence (he walks away)



(he returns 5 minutes later). Well it was good to see you, but ive got to go, I just remembered that i have to pick up my sister from the airport, take care



Hey luke. Guess the name on my birth certificate, go on guess. You will never get it.



Oh my god, we are like so hot right now. asian one responds, i know, we are so like totally like paris and nicole, arab one excited and surprised responds Oh god, i was so thinking the same thing. both turn to each other and excitedly run on the spot and giggle like a bad waynes brother movie.



She could kinda pass for gena davis' mother if it wasn't for her pdiddy grill.