There is only ONE jackson half time show i want to see. That is the tito jackson half time peformance of this years arena league super bowl, rumors have swirled some saying he plans to do a sexy duet with with the lead singer of 80's euro pop band A-HA,and i have tivo hooked up in case he decides to pull the front of his pants down a little and show 2 inchs of neck another rumor that has made the rounds as the jackson family continue to try and top each other in tastless, classless acts to promote they ravaged family name.

I'm postitvely sure that both Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne are heavily delighted that both Janet and Michael definitely aren't their kids,for think about how poor Joe Jackson is feeling now that he's practically replaced Al Bundy as America's Numero Uno Dysfunctional Dad.

Funny you should mention that, Smelly, because a wheelchair-bound doctor in Russia is developing a new face transplant system in which surgeons peel the skin off a recently deceased volunteer and stitch the whole face on a burns victim or Michael Jackson.

Now,that sounds really,extremely scary!!!!!