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Ahhh, see Christian thatis the difference between you and me, and me and ryan... well that and the fact that i can get wood and ryan is a limp cocked douche.




this is like watching a fight break out at a homeless shelter, you'd think they'd have suffered enough personal defeats to just be grateful, but obviously end up stabbing each other over axtra chicken-legs.

we've just witnessed a 26-year old indigent being attacked by someone who has the same body as dave cummings in his early 20 over where they stood in relation to each other in the bottom 5% of male talent.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits