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St. Patrick's Day has to be the whitest holiday I can think of.. It's excuse for all you white folks to act a fool and kill eachother in DUI car wrecks. Hmm.. maybe it's not so bad at all, when you think about it.



Here's a tip for you Chuck: They're all white holidays.

Until Hallmark moves from Kansas City they will all be white holidays. They are paying crackers to sit in a honking big building and think up heartstrings to pull and buttons to push.

Oh, and the best white holidays involve firearms and explosives.