By my estimation its almost 9am out there.

Have a good St. Patricks Day, Irish dog. I plan to drink a batwing of Bushmills in your honor.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess the main ingredients of Willie's day:

*Alcohol
*3rd degree sunburn
*Barry Bonds weeping into his oversized cap
*An early exit from a spring training game
*Karaoke at the Pink Pony
*An early exit from the Pink Pony
*Early bedtime in the bunker on #5 at McCormick Ranch
*

Floof you're probably right. The sunburn part is dead-fucking-on. Irishmen can't take too much sun.

I was trying to draw him out into the open so we could all listen to him sing Danny Boy.

St. Patrick's Day has to be the whitest holiday I can think of.. It's excuse for all you white folks to act a fool and kill eachother in DUI car wrecks. Hmm.. maybe it's not so bad at all, when you think about it.

MLK and Caesar Chavez biiitches

I saw the Pogues last night.
I may STILL be drunk.

no shit? where were the Pogues playing? they are good!

Thanks to Bornyo and Floofin for the humor.

You think of me a pot-bellied drunken Irish scumbag. Fine, believe what you want, I can't control your thought. To be honest, you are onto a track, I've gained a significant interest in the Irish gangs of the Five Points in NYC lately. It's an interesting read: some of us NYC Dead Rabbit scumbags were murderous. And some of us lived true to the gangster form from time to time. Call me when you find Willy Bulger, we'll split the money. Ahhh...that's "Bulger" not "Burglar," no matter what you say, DB is not him.

Floof, you're right, I drank myself silly...actually I didn't. I reserved a table at the Salt Cellar and had dinner and some drinks with some friends, so desgraciadamente, there were no Willie sightings in the Tempe jail, not since I was rung up for something a decade ago.

And Floof: the Bishop said it was OK to eat meat on a Lenten Friday...so long as you relented on something else...mine will be XPT. So thanks for being so supportive, maybe I'll see you on the other side of Easter.

Oh Christ forget it...who the fuck cares.

being a history major myself..I still try continue learning, even though i am an adult performer.

anyway, I recently read a fascinating book called: Paddy Whacked: The Untold Story of the Irish American Gangster by T.J. English. it was published in 2005, so its very current. i highly reccomend it.