Soleil Moon Frye (Punky Brewster) after Plastic Surgeon shows up drunk for further breast reduction surgery and instead provides her with an "alt.schnoz"-job...Soleil now seeks refuge (and work) in porn...
Alt.porn is big amongst Amish Youth....
She really needs new tires...and maybe Gia can suggest something more tasteful and less gaudy than the Leopard Skin Rim Guards <Da Burglar Shudders>
"Happiness is..."
Rows and floes of angel hair
And ice cream castles in the air
And feather canyons ev’rywhere
I’ve looked at clouds that way
But now they only block the sun
They rain and snow on ev’ryone
So many things I would have done
But clouds got in my way
I’ve looked at clouds from both sides now
From up and down, and still somehow
It’s cloud illusions I recall
I really don’t know clouds at all
Luke regarding John: He had a few drinks, sang a few songs, and while he was leaving complained that people were rude, there weren't any porn stars, and "there were no pharmaceuticals." Da Burglar's eye for this shit says judging by the quote, his behavior, the fact that a celebrity of his magnitude and AGE is at PSK, AND the fact that his pupils are pinned, Mr Goodman is popping Oxycontin.
There weren't any Hot Dogs at PSK either...Johns about to eat the mic...
If I were his doctor, I'd give him 5 minutes to live
Moons and junes and ferris wheels
The dizzy dancing way you feel
As ev’ry fairy tale comes real
I’ve looked at love that way
But now it’s just another show
You leave ’em laughing when you go
And if you care, don’t let them know
Don’t give yourself away
Meanwhile, Back in Chicago....
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