AVN award winners SkinTight Pictures are proud to announce the release of their brand new series Army of Ass. Best known for such quirky cinematic gems as Milf Money & this year’s award winning Chunky on the Fourth of July, SkinTight Pictures feel the time is right to venture into the highly respected genre known as gonzo. Army of Ass, an all-anal assault, not only marks SkinTight’s first foray into non-fetish filth, but also provides SkinTight founders Cram & Grip Johnson ample opportunities to cash in on free blow jobs from hot, cheap, coked-up whores.

“It feels great to use the kind of chicks we actually fuck in our personal lives,” notes Cram Johnson. “My office was starting to look like a fucking Jenny Craig support group meeting.”

“It’s true,” explains Grip Johnson “We’ve been surrounded by fat, smelly pussy for the last year and a half. This is our chance to work with hot whores. You think we’re gonna fuck that up? Hell no! This is gonna be the best anal series ever lensed! It has to be.”

To ensure maximum stroke-value, all whores enlisting in SkinTight’s Army of Ass must sign a medical waiver freeing the producers from any financial responsibility that may arise due to severe anal trauma suffered while on set.

“Like my judgement, my colon is completely useless now,” says porn newbie & Army of Ass cadet Holly Day, “But, I understand the importance of doing a good scene. I may have to wear diapers for the rest of my life, but at least I know I gave an AVN nom-worthy performance.”

The SkinTight producers promise to never use a scene that does not capture a porn whore’s complete and total annihilation, both physically & emotionally. “Our goal is to turn every girl into a human colostomy bag,” states Cram. “It’s our covenant with the fans.”

“We really do think of ourselves as the Herb Brooks of porn,” adds Grip Johnson. “Performers can be lazy or are sometimes scared of such silly things like internal hemorrhaging. We help push them past all that. Someday, Disney will do a movie about us.”

SkinTight Pictures Army of Ass is available now!

If you’re a young whore with no ambition and a bleak future, then you too can join SkinTight’s Army of Ass! To enlist, write to us at talent@skintightpictures.com.

Don’t forget to visit SkinTight Pictures online at www.skintightpictures.com

"army Of Ass":

sounds like the type of porno that the guy in the Evil Dead movies would be making,if he would decide to put zombie hunting aside,and become a poon filmmaker.

cant wait until sunday I will have the pleasure of shooting a scene for this line

XoXo
Trinity James

Hmmmmm to buy or not to buy? Isn't that always the question. I was actually looking forward to Army of Ass, till I found out that Holly Day is in it. I haven't seen the box, so I am praying that it is a different Holly and not the one I am thinking. I cannot believe that she is getting work still, just goes to show how far Porn has fallen. I mean she has a semi-decent body, although she is a little on the plump side. But what just gnaws the fuck out of me is she has a BIG gap, and not where it counts either. Not only does she have a BIG ol gap in her teeth but the girl parts her hair straight down the middle. Now I have seen a few of her titles and she is ok during the dialogue and all, but who the fuck buys porn for the dialogue. Hopefully I will be proved wrong and this is a totally different Holly Day. My question to SkintTight is, COULD YOU NOT FIND SOMEONE ELSE!!!!

Oh I saw that Trinity James said that she was shooting for it, don't even toy with me.....now I have seen her videos and she was made for anal. Which just reaffirms my love for Skintight, I knew you all had class and new what nasty little whores to book. Also who else might be in the next Army of Ass?

Dude,

Holly Day did a great scene in that movie, sure she's got a gap, but she took it up her smelly shithole with gusto. It brought a tear to my eye. Her body is very "girl next door" - I have already drained my balls several times to that scene.

Cram

She did a great scene in your opinion, she took it with gusto, big deal. What the hell has that got to do with anything, hell given the right motivation you could do the scene and take it with gusto. I gives a fuck if the girl does a great scene, 98% of the girls in the biz do great scenes. Sure sometimes they aren't the best they can do but overall they all do great work. I like to see great scenes with smokin chicks in it. And in your opinion she has the girl next door look, only problem with that theory is every guy has a different view on what makes a girl, look like the girl next door. To me Holly Day is only in the biz to make money, I have seen a lot of her scenes and most of em are less than stellar. I have seen scenes where she is giggling in the middle of em. What the hell is that all about. If I had to say who is the pornstar that most doesnt look like a pornstar it would be her. The BIG ol gap in her teeth isnt the issue, it is her overall look. She is to plump for my tastes, and that hair style of hers has got to go, trust me when I say she would look better going bald. In the end you have your opinion and I have mine. There are a ton of hot bitches on this board that I would much rather see in Army of Ass, thats my opinion and I am sticking with it.

sure, she's got a gap. but she's got a nice bod and always seems to be down to get down & dirty. Anyway, pretty bitches who lie there aren't worth spit compared to average everyday chicks who fuck like fiends. one man's pig is another man' pleasure. like janine is f'ugly to me. over-rated & I'm like huh? waz all the hub-bubb bout her? And DUH? what bitch ain't in it for the money, buddy? please don't kid yourself.

Like I said everyone has there preference when it comes to women, so your post is pointless. Have already covered it. But just an FYI not every girl is in it for the money, sure the money is nice. But some of these bitches just like to fuck. As far as her doing it for the money let me clarify. Holly Day started out doing website work, for wild west amateurs. She had never done anal in her life, said she wouldn't do it because she didn't like it. She moved from Palm Springs to the LA area after 1 or 2 videos. The work dried up, so she switched over to anal for the money. Now if a girl before she is in the biz says she has tried anal and cannot stand it then does it in the biz to pay the bills. I guess that would mean she is only in it for the money. Yes I know her and yes I cannot stand the bitch. As I have said, whether you like em plump or not, whether you like em plastic or not....it doesn't matter to me. I have already said that she has a decent body. The fat gap and hairstyle just dont do it for me. So if you are a Holly fan then good for you, if not then good for you. So some girls are in it for the money and some aren't, so dont kid yourself buddy.