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#153260 - 03/16/06 05:50 PM Re: Kami Kami Kami Kami Kami Chameleon
Coochie Monster Offline
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Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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I either wasn't here or wasn't reading, but Coochie, you want to call me a pussy now for thinking it's stupid? That shit is about one degree higher than that fucking bloodblister Mike Meatmaster aims. There was no money-shot meltdown, no Brazzle-like disintegration, no Gypsyesque cry for support from fellow trogs--not even a response.




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#153261 - 03/16/06 06:45 PM Re: Kami Kami Kami Kami Kami Chameleon
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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she's pretty hard to hate, whether you want to fuck her or not.

generally, you don't really go after chicks for body/self-image stuff unless you really, really know you hate them and can't imagine wanting to talk to them again. cool-chicks aren't immune to it either. bang away enough at body-image stuff with girls and it's going to affect them longer than giving them a black eye would last.

she didn't use the place as a personal press, release and would post in threads that weren't related to her, which is really only practiced by gia these days anywhere. more importantly, she also tended to start forest-fires saying things she probably shouldn't in public. we used to be that public, i like being showered with dirt.

check avnblog. wouldn't you rather have that thread on home-turf and make their staffers leave the comfort of a site where they edit posts and banned bornyo and i?

we coulda had a field-day with that, but they're practicing ban-and-delete now, so it's an avn circle-jerk instead of getting to use the ramone/freddie-mercury picture a bunch.

remember her and Jenna jameson scratching each other's eyes out? i come here for entertainment, that was one of the most entertaining episodes in the history of the site.
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#153262 - 03/16/06 07:25 PM Re: Kami Kami Kami Kami Kami Chameleon
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Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
I liked Kami when she was here. A bit out there but she was OK with me.

Gia hates me but I like her tell it like it is attitude.

This Cassandra chick, I may not agree with everything she posts, she's a definite breath of fresh air.

Christie Lee - I'm with burg on this one.

If we could get rid of RENFIELD and his multiple identities, this place would be that much better.
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#153263 - 03/16/06 07:57 PM Re: Kami Kami Kami Kami Kami Chameleon
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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she didn't use the place as a personal press, release and would post in threads that weren't related to her, which is really only practiced by gia these days anywhere. more importantly, she also tended to start forest-fires saying things she probably shouldn't in public. we used to be that public, i like being showered with dirt.


remember her and Jenna jameson scratching each other's eyes out? i come here for entertainment, that was one of the most entertaining episodes in the history of the site.





+1 I forgot the Jenna-pallooza antics, I had been here a month and I was digging that moment, one of the things that made me stay...a hope of a repeat...sadly it was like the second hit of cocaine you ever do in your life, you just never realize that feeling again.
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#153264 - 03/16/06 08:42 PM Re: Kami Kami Kami Kami Kami Chameleon
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Registered: 01/25/04
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I've always viewed the monkey cage as the porn forums version of the apollo theatre, anything goes here and anyone and everyone is subject to being turned on, which i think by now everyone knows. So in here when kami was here was fair game, I do agree that she shouldn't of been hounded in every section of the board (something i wasn't aware of). I think there should be some places at xpt where they can be left alone whether it be the general,talent etc. BUT im black (at least mentally) and i prefer coochie to kami, and if black people are famous for anything its sticking by their boys even if they know they are wrong.


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#153265 - 03/16/06 08:56 PM Re: Kami Kami Kami Kami Kami Chameleon
Coochie Monster Offline
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Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
Hey i dont recall hounding the hoe anywhere other than the Cage. If i did I sincerely apologize to all of you guys that want to star in Van Helsing 2 with Kami Besides do you guys really believe for one moment I was the cause for that bitch to leave? She left because she was an xpt traitor and got into it with the upper echelon here on the board. Shes a backstabbing ass bitch and if she came back id be more than happy to jack the ripper her again. Wheres Kami these days? Has she graduated to beastiality yet?


PS Thanks for standing by a g SM
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#153266 - 03/16/06 10:03 PM Re: Kami Kami Kami Kami Kami Chameleon
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Registered: 03/09/06
Posts: 18
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Wheres Kami these days? Has she graduated to beastiality yet?




I believe that ship has already sailed.






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#153267 - 03/17/06 12:58 AM Re: Kami Kami Kami Kami Kami Chameleon
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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Hey i dont recall hounding the hoe anywhere other than the Cage. If i did I sincerely apologize to all of you guys that want to star in Van Helsing 2 with Kami Besides do you guys really believe for one moment I was the cause for that bitch to leave? She left because she was an xpt traitor and got into it with the upper echelon here on the board. Shes a backstabbing ass bitch and if she came back id be more than happy to jack the ripper her again. Wheres Kami these days? Has she graduated to beastiality yet?


PS Thanks for standing by a g SM





Yeah , I really don't get the whole kamis posts were great bit. I can't remember anything interesting or entertaining that she posted, she had a mini feud with jenna for like 10 minutes other then that she was pretty much posting the same stuff da burg is now (no offense) and lots of images of herself (yack). To each their own i guess, be nice for some peeps to post some of their favorite kami threads because for the life of me i can't remember any.





Dear lord, this must of been the time lex hired kami to kidnap goat lawyers family so hed misrepresent me in the monkey v lex case.
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#153268 - 03/17/06 01:09 AM Re: Kami Kami Kami Kami Kami Chameleon
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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she had a mini feud with jenna for like 10 minutes other then that she was pretty much posting the same stuff da burg is now




I don't recall everyone of her posts being 40,000+ words.

Let us look at this whole Kami thing another way. Unattractive and cool = Kami. Unattractive and the personality of an autistic lemur = Gen Padova. We lost the good one, people.
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#153269 - 03/17/06 12:59 PM Re: Kami Kami Kami Kami Kami Chameleon
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Registered: 04/19/03
Posts: 1083
Loc: In the corner, cutting myself.
Looks like Kami is using the speed again.

From lukeisback.com

Kami Andrews Won't Quit

She emails me:

When all this happened I really lashed out, at Ivan and at Heidi and all of AVN, playing the part of the tragic victim who had been wronged by every one. And you know what I still feel like I was, but that's not really who I am.

Ivan is the one that got hurt most. He has not only lost his relationship with me but his relationship with AVN. He really is an amazing director, in fact he is a genius, I really believe that. His movies are super awesome and deserving of all the praise they get even when it's spoken with a forked tongue. I think her reviews are tainted across the board but I think people already know what reviews to actually read and who to avoid. If it were a real magazine with real journalists they would probably say if you have a personal relationship with some one you ought to let another staffer review their stuff. I'm not saying she can't be friends with porn people but how can she honestly be impartial?

I told Ivan when they first started being friends to ask her not to review his or my movies. The thing I was referring to was her going away last weekend to Vegas with another male director (who also has a girlfriend). How can you share a room with a man for a weekend away then have your ringing endorsement on the box. The thing is I think that dude is a great director also. I don't think he needs her endorsement.

At the end of the day AVN is just a magazine we all read so we can see our own pictures and see our names. It's a world we have created to validate ourselves and glamorize what we do. It must be OK look at the weight of this paper! And Glossy! I'm totally confortable with porn. It has been very good to me, but I can also step back and see it for what it is. Ivan got stuck between a jealous unbalanced (on a good day) girlfriend and a needy editor who feels like she has something to prove, he never had a chance


All I have to say is
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#153270 - 03/17/06 04:53 PM Re: Kami Kami Kami Kami Kami Chameleon
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Registered: 04/16/04
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Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon


Kami lost her man to this?
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#153271 - 03/17/06 08:35 PM Re: Kami Kami Kami Kami Kami Chameleon
Monstar Offline
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Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
bill margold jumped in now..

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Will lay waste to Mark Kernes at later date. But right now, Heidi should take the honorable way out and remove herself from the position of XRCO "Heart-On" Girl at this year's event. Considering that the spot was once filled by the lusty likes of Amber Lynn, Nina Hartley, Jeanette Littledove, Angela Baron and Tami Monroe, the well-meaning gesture by the way too good-"heart"ed Dirty Bob, was tragically ill-conceived. Although I realize that Mackenzie Lee was brought in bolster the ranks, TWO "Heart-On" Girls is ONE too many, unless the ladies are twins...and not in the Schwarzenegger/DeVito sense of the relationship. Of course if derision was the intended outcome,then Heidi is richly encouraged to put her best hoof forward.





...damn. The XRCO's are going to be a scene
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#153272 - 03/17/06 08:41 PM Re: Kami Kami Kami Kami Kami Chameleon
Rob Longshot Offline
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Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
arent they always.
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#153273 - 03/17/06 09:37 PM Re: Kami Kami Kami Kami Kami Chameleon
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Kami lost her man to this?




At least he traded up, next step up is a down syndrome bikini model who earns her money posing for charity calendars to help raise funds for people with the same condition.
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#153274 - 03/18/06 02:49 AM Re: Kami Kami Kami Kami Kami Chameleon
sexycity Offline
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Registered: 06/30/04
Posts: 691
Is that a before photo? I heard she lost 100 pounds.
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#153275 - 03/19/06 07:33 AM Re: Kami Kami Kami Kami Kami Chameleon
Ivan Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 06/11/04
Posts: 77
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
actually heidi and i were friends. as i have many friends in the industry. i would never cheat on kami and respected her beyond belief. the whole story is so misconscrewed to make it seem one sided. I prefer to let it go away rather then feed into the drama.
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#153276 - 03/19/06 09:52 AM Re: Kami Kami Kami Kami Kami Chameleon
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Registered: 10/26/05
Posts: 319
Loc: Outskirts of Parts Unknown
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actually heidi and i were friends. as i have many friends in the industry. i would never cheat on kami and respected her beyond belief. the whole story is so misconscrewed to make it seem one sided. I prefer to let it go away rather then feed into the drama.




Watch out pal. Even in attempting to come off as the bigger man in all of this, you took what could be taken as a cheap shot with the "drama" line. Kami knows where you live, and I'm sure there are only so many Krispy Kremes and Taco Bells that are going to slow her down before she shows up at your doorstep to stage a scene.

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#153277 - 03/19/06 11:23 AM Re: Kami Kami Kami Kami Kami Chameleon
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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actually heidi and i were friends. as i have many friends in the industry. i would never cheat on kami and respected her beyond belief. the whole story is so misconscrewed to make it seem one sided. I prefer to let it go away rather then feed into the drama.





Youre fat, shes ugly, who cares?.


Monkey's fantasy
(everyone involved in this story) (monkey)
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#153278 - 03/19/06 01:54 PM Re: Kami Kami Kami Kami Kami Chameleon
Ivan Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 06/11/04
Posts: 77
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
wait i'm not fat! I'm big boned! well yeah I'm fat. sheesh, even someone loved rosanne. maybe I can find a nice tom arnold in a female form.
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#153279 - 03/19/06 02:00 PM Re: Kami Kami Kami Kami Kami Chameleon
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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wait i'm not fat! I'm big boned! well yeah I'm fat. sheesh, even someone loved rosanne. maybe I can find a nice tom arnold in a female form.


And you produce kick ass movies. So fuck SMELLY MONKEY, he sucks dirty asses for a living.

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#153280 - 03/19/06 02:12 PM Re: Kami Kami Kami Kami Kami Chameleon
Rob Longshot Offline
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Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
Nah, It's just your winter coat... ya need it to keep warm... it isn't fat, its evolution.
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#153281 - 03/19/06 02:40 PM Re: Kami Kami Kami Kami Kami Chameleon
asdf Offline
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Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 304
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Nah, It's just your winter coat... ya need it to keep warm... it isn't fat, its evolution.





longshot can you please stop vacillating between effete and catty 80s bisexual and supportive (fatty) burnout loser

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#153282 - 03/19/06 02:47 PM Re: Kami Kami Kami Kami Kami Chameleon
Ivan Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 06/11/04
Posts: 77
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
Thanks I love what I do and now kind of have a new lease on life and can bust out more movies. Maybe I'll rosanne myself and staple my shit, or just eat less. So I can fit in with the cool crowd.
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#153283 - 03/19/06 04:29 PM Re: Kami Kami Kami Kami Kami Chameleon
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Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
Cool crowd is where it's at.

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#153284 - 03/19/06 04:48 PM Re: Kami Kami Kami Kami Kami Chameleon
Rob Longshot Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
the cool crowd is overrated.
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#153285 - 03/19/06 04:48 PM Re: Kami Kami Kami Kami Kami Chameleon
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Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 304
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the cool crowd is overrated.




YOU SHOW EM

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