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So if I ever have kids, I think I'll be answering the door in the nude with a boner and a large hatchet when boys come calling. I know what boys are like. And I know what I was like.




THIS is your advice? Actually, hmmmmm....I could get some mileage out of that. Should I wear a mask, or just go for the ICP / Slipknot / Mudvayne -style grease paint? Would a codpiece work? Because I'm not as young as I used to be, I don't just sprout boners when the wind blows like when I was 16, you know. A good codpiece, though -- that could work.
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