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I'm not doing this to align myself with you, Random. I do not like you, nearly as much as I don't like me. You are repellant. But this is the girl, correct? No hay banda.

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I weep for what could have been. A moment of silence, if you will.

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I'm not doing this to align myself with you, Random. I do not like you, nearly as much as I don't like me. You are repellant.

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fast forward to 2005...... dead, lifeless eyes, broken by the realization that she is just a filthy cum receptacle...a piece of garbage to be exploited, then set out by the curb for pickup..on this particular day, this is as good as it got...her only reasurance?? that she will goto sleep this night..and just as the sun will rise in the east..she will wake up to another day of sucking cock and being degraded on camera....dawg.

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Um hey wait, how old is she there?

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I visited my Cousin's High School up here in Redwood Valley, and she is in 9th grade, and I have to tell you, some of these chicks in her classes DO NOT look 14 or 15, more like 19-20. WHAT THE HELL ARE TODAY'S Kids eating?

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i worked in a middle high school 7-9 grade, like art and photography teacher and those little bitches harassed me, they put me in hard situations, they have bodies like 18yr girls...i hated worked there, if i worked again in school i prefer elementary school little kids are lovely and dont give that kind of problems( and their moms are young and very fuckeable...clasic MILFS)

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I visited my Cousin's High School up here in Redwood Valley, and she is in 9th grade, and I have to tell you, some of these chicks in her classes DO NOT look 14 or 15, more like 19-20. WHAT THE HELL ARE TODAY'S Kids eating?

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I visited my Cousin's High School up here in Redwood Valley, and she is in 9th grade, and I have to tell you, some of these chicks in her classes DO NOT look 14 or 15, more like 19-20. WHAT THE HELL ARE TODAY'S Kids eating?

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A potent combination of hormone laced meat products and early Britney Spears videos.

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You know what, we need more porn chicks between ages 18-24 to chime in on this...thats a great point and one I want more discussion of...I wish Luke would delve into this more...ask these girls today, WHY/HOW they became so comfy with doing porn, what major influences impacted them to do porn (AND The stuff in typical porn flicks...) Drugs and Mental Illness aside, SOMETHING ELSE is afoot here...some other influence that compels these girls...A Ferris Bueller type influence, as Edward R. Rooney would say "What's so Dangerous about someone Like Ferris Bueller is he gives good kids BAD IDEAS"....

What is giving these Young girls these bad ideas? Is it Britney/Christina or Even Madonna (still)?? Or, perhaps, there are YOUNG girls all across america (age 14-17) secretly (or not so secretly) logging onto porn sites on their computers at home, seeing the shit thats out there, and becoming turned on and corrupted by what they see, and thus, "OK" with doing what they do?

Somebody verify this...hurry....

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What is giving these Young girls these bad ideas? Is it Britney/Christina or Even Madonna (still)?? Or, perhaps, there are YOUNG girls all across america (age 14-17) secretly (or not so secretly) logging onto porn sites on their computers at home, seeing the shit thats out there, and becoming turned on and corrupted by what they see, and thus, "OK" with doing what they do?

Somebody verify this...hurry....

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"Slut-raunch" is cool these days.

When chix start wearing "porno-star" and much worse t-shirts, you know cutsie one's like "I only suck cock for drugs" etc down at your local mall, 14 year olds shopping with mum and dad, you know something is a bit askew.

Kids don't get a childhood anymore. There's bra and g-string sets for 5 year olds.

There's 13 year old "virgins" like Jessica Simpson and Britney Spears etc etc etc half-naked singing double-entendre lyrics about "swallowing your love deep inside" etc.

Like kids have always had peer pressure to grow up from other kids, but when its constant bombardment, TV, magazines, role models yada yada yada its hard not to go down that road.

And as we all know, for ever girls have been lying about fucking guys, so their friends go out and fuck guys, and it turns out they are in fact the only one.


So if I ever have kids, I think I'll be answering the door in the nude with a boner and a large hatchet when boys come calling. I know what boys are like. And I know what I was like.



Mr Rain, If I ever come calling at Taylor Rain's door, just let me, coz I want to pummel her anus relentlessly. And she is of age.




O yeah, one more thing, you can bet for sure there's kids all over the world getting curious and logging onto www.transvestiteslutmidgetstakingitintheshitterfrompigs.com, and thinking that's what ppl do.

And the explosion of the internet and webcams etc and the proliferation of underage porn [done by the kids themselves willingly] has accelerated the social learning aspect.

I mean I see chicks getting throat fucked even after they start coughing up blood, and I just think wow, I've been doing it all wrong. All these years I thought the penis went in the vagina and Mummy didn't have to have a tracheotomy every time her and Daddy express their love.


Porn has taught me so many valuable lessons.

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So if I ever have kids, I think I'll be answering the door in the nude with a boner and a large hatchet when boys come calling. I know what boys are like. And I know what I was like.

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THIS is your advice? Actually, hmmmmm....I could get some mileage out of that. Should I wear a mask, or just go for the ICP / Slipknot / Mudvayne -style grease paint? Would a codpiece work? Because I'm not as young as I used to be, I don't just sprout boners when the wind blows like when I was 16, you know. A good codpiece, though -- that could work.

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WELL! What did you want me to say? Give you the John Ritter 7 Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter Who's Starting To Fatten Up As She Gets A Bit Older But You Can Root The "Ugly" Daughter Because Clearly I Only Have An Incestusous Relationship With The Blonde One But The Brunette Is Still Kinda Hot If You Like That Sort Of Thing line?

You know, all saccarine and bang on 22.5 minutes [excluding ads] exactly everyone learns a valuable lesson about this weeks drama and embrace in a big warm hug?


I think wrinkly ball-sack would probably be enough. Its extra points if you get your wife nude too and say "This is what my daughter will look like after you knock her up and have a shotgun [I do own a shotgun you know, its within arms reach at all times] wedding and are forced to live with her for the rest of your increasinly miserable life."


If you go the slipknot etc route, he'll think you're cool, or trying to be welcoming. Coz that's what the kids are into G.


My old ex-gf's father used to sometimes sit there watching TV in his jocks, totally unashamadly. So I'm not sure that will work. I still went downstairs into her room and fucked her arse with both her crazy parents upstairs.

Something for you to think about.

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Should I wear a mask, or just go for the ICP / Slipknot / Mudvayne -style grease paint?

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Mudvayne, definitely...your avatar has a kind of 'L.D.50' sleeve art vibe to it, so the mathcore/math metal path is definitely the right one for you to choose!