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Hmmmm. So you're going to take your own life huh?

Well don't do it mate, its not worth it.


I'm sure someone somewhere values you enough to notice you're gone. Might be the paper boy when all your papers start piling up on the lawn, but at least that's someone.

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Plus as I keep saying, the cage is very quiet lately. You know rats will each their own babies if left alone long enough...

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Each their own? OK

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Yeah you cranking off just after I mention paperboys reminds me of what you do to paperboys. You remind me of the old guy who keeps trying to get Chris into his basement in The Family Guy.




Yeah thanks for picking up that typo. james has obviously lost interest. Eat their own. You know, no food = eat their babies.

I'm sure I don't need to explain it for you. Or maybe I do.


I'm quite prepared to start a fund up for you to raise the money for a powerful handgun and some bullets, one might be enough, but I don't want to take that chance, if you ever feel like ending your own life.

It could be the one redeeming act you commit in an otherwise miserable existance.