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Maybe Melbourne Mat needs to turn the parental controls down a bit. He's goofy like that.






Firstly, its Jack Mehoff these days. But you can call me Melb if it makes you happy. It just makes things more confusing for everyone. For example, despite keeping the same avatar, location and signature [at the time], all very distinctive, SmilingArab SmilingArab SmilingArab for instance, who one wouldn't say was the slowest person off the mark, and spends about as much time as anyone lurking in the cage waiting for small cute furry unsuspecting herbivores to wander in, missed the transition.

Secondly, its not necessarily a reference to Melbourne. Might be Dame Nellie Melba for instance:




Hawt.


Or peach melba:




Or melba toast:



Or a cat breed:



Or Melba Moore:





Or... you get the picture.


Thirdly, and qualifying what I'm about to say with the fact I've not seen said image, I'm sure it would be difficult to rival some of the various images / animated gifs / video files that pass for porn [I use that term in its loosest possible sense] on this site. So netnanny isn't really something I think we need to worry about.

So as I say, if your gif was the final decisive blow in my inevitable downfall, if I can't see it, then its not much good really. Although I'm sure a few of you could live for weeks / months / years about how crappy Australian net access is or something along those lines.

Finally, I'm not black, and I'm pretty sure you're not either.



P.S.: I take goofy as a compliment. Thanks for being so nice. I take back saying you lick donkey balls. You only lick elephant nutsack.
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