I hope someone stuffs an elbow of junk in this fugazy's baggage and flies him to Singapore, stat. I'm disappointed, I thought all Aussies were cool, liked to surf, go on walkabout, taunt crocodiles with their babies, etc. At this point the best of all outcomes would be for this Melb_Jackoff shut-in to take Sexycity by the hand and lumber over to ADT where they would clearly flourish (let me link that again: ADT).