This is the second time in recent days that I've been invoked without having said a word to the invoke-er.

Must be nice to be popular I guess.


I've got no dog in this hunt, and to be honest it's been a mystery to me what the hell the two of you are arguing about anyway.

I just mentioned you because without wishing to jerk you off with a wet-sock, it is clear to me you and james are certainly the most eloquent around here, and display language comprehension and construction as well as lateral thinking at above-average levels. So I'm a bit curious as to why two ppl possessing the aforementioned attributes as well as apparently rich but less than fulfilling careers would chose the monkey cage as their sport of choice.


As for what we are arguing about, as I say, james is big dog 1 of 3, so there's no way on earth he is ever going to do anything but attack attack attack. And maybe throw out a few bones for those stupid or stubborn enough to engage, and engage for no other apparent reason than stupidity.

I'm starting to like james. Taking on and not getting completely and utterly pantsed by someone who is not a $2 hooker crack whore with the intellect and life-skills of a small and particuarly malodorous French cheese has I think raised his stocks rather than the diminishing constant easy kills will tend to do.



Like all of my people, I know nothing about military technology (our proficiency in war should make that clear enough) and the most advanced we get is strapping forty pounds of TNT to our balls and soliciting perverted Israeli homosexuals.

Haha, yes. Well they had what, three goes at a conventional annhialation of Israel. I'm sure somewhere along the line there's a great tradition of heroic and particuarly capable Arab ppls. Perhaps in the times of Mesopotania.

Maybe I'll google, but eagle-eye will be on my back.


As far as ripping people to the point their lives collapse, I think I've done that a couple of times, never without justification. Kara Nox's suitcase pimp threatened a hilarious lawsuit, and Nicole Brazzle made up a fake dead marine fiance to get free press and sympathy jerks. Both are miserable human beings. Gypsy on the other hand I'll wear as a scalp: she contributed nothing, posted in a place called The Monkey Cage while doing her ineffectual little rips against the Monkey and generally befouled this place with xoxoxoxoxo. I barely touched the little pissant and she ran weeping to her Belladonna board to commisserate with her fellow Special People.

The rest is free-range flaming and, as I think you can testify, once someone comes back with something funny and entertaining, they're welcomed into the club.

The Ryan flame fest got old months ago and I have no idea why anybody still bothers. I think I participated about twice, both well before his meltdown.


I was a little naiive I think when I jumped on the Kara-train. Events subsequently as well as photographic evidence I think prove that.

Gypsy, well some ppl chose to take pity on small, furry, retarded animals, other enjoy torturing them mercilessly. Anyone who is that unintentionally lame I have trouble bringing myself to apply the electrodes.

Ryan is old meat, like an 80 year-old's banged up vagina, nothing I can add would do much more than make me look like a complete arseclown. I got nuttin against him anyways.


Now saratoga, he looked like he might be fun. Just because he was so sassy yet lame-arse in the manner fat teenage girls in platonic love with their 60 year old female gym teacher tend to be. But alas, I think I frightened him off with my: "Four words punk: Shut the fuck up" picture.


If james has spent all this time debating me over what length is a piece of string I suspect not much is happening around here.


Destroyed by its own infamy.