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#153132 - 03/17/06 08:32 AM Re: Awesome Nazi Music to Listen to while...
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This is the second time in recent days that I've been invoked without having said a word to the invoke-er.

Must be nice to be popular I guess.


I've got no dog in this hunt, and to be honest it's been a mystery to me what the hell the two of you are arguing about anyway.

I just mentioned you because without wishing to jerk you off with a wet-sock, it is clear to me you and james are certainly the most eloquent around here, and display language comprehension and construction as well as lateral thinking at above-average levels. So I'm a bit curious as to why two ppl possessing the aforementioned attributes as well as apparently rich but less than fulfilling careers would chose the monkey cage as their sport of choice.


As for what we are arguing about, as I say, james is big dog 1 of 3, so there's no way on earth he is ever going to do anything but attack attack attack. And maybe throw out a few bones for those stupid or stubborn enough to engage, and engage for no other apparent reason than stupidity.

I'm starting to like james. Taking on and not getting completely and utterly pantsed by someone who is not a $2 hooker crack whore with the intellect and life-skills of a small and particuarly malodorous French cheese has I think raised his stocks rather than the diminishing constant easy kills will tend to do.



Like all of my people, I know nothing about military technology (our proficiency in war should make that clear enough) and the most advanced we get is strapping forty pounds of TNT to our balls and soliciting perverted Israeli homosexuals.

Haha, yes. Well they had what, three goes at a conventional annhialation of Israel. I'm sure somewhere along the line there's a great tradition of heroic and particuarly capable Arab ppls. Perhaps in the times of Mesopotania.

Maybe I'll google, but eagle-eye will be on my back.


As far as ripping people to the point their lives collapse, I think I've done that a couple of times, never without justification. Kara Nox's suitcase pimp threatened a hilarious lawsuit, and Nicole Brazzle made up a fake dead marine fiance to get free press and sympathy jerks. Both are miserable human beings. Gypsy on the other hand I'll wear as a scalp: she contributed nothing, posted in a place called The Monkey Cage while doing her ineffectual little rips against the Monkey and generally befouled this place with xoxoxoxoxo. I barely touched the little pissant and she ran weeping to her Belladonna board to commisserate with her fellow Special People.

The rest is free-range flaming and, as I think you can testify, once someone comes back with something funny and entertaining, they're welcomed into the club.

The Ryan flame fest got old months ago and I have no idea why anybody still bothers. I think I participated about twice, both well before his meltdown.



I was a little naiive I think when I jumped on the Kara-train. Events subsequently as well as photographic evidence I think prove that.

Gypsy, well some ppl chose to take pity on small, furry, retarded animals, other enjoy torturing them mercilessly. Anyone who is that unintentionally lame I have trouble bringing myself to apply the electrodes.

Ryan is old meat, like an 80 year-old's banged up vagina, nothing I can add would do much more than make me look like a complete arseclown. I got nuttin against him anyways.


Now saratoga, he looked like he might be fun. Just because he was so sassy yet lame-arse in the manner fat teenage girls in platonic love with their 60 year old female gym teacher tend to be. But alas, I think I frightened him off with my: "Four words punk: Shut the fuck up" picture.


If james has spent all this time debating me over what length is a piece of string I suspect not much is happening around here.


Destroyed by its own infamy.
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#153133 - 03/17/06 08:43 AM Re: Awesome Nazi Music to Listen to while...
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I wouldn't worry about Jack Mehoff too much Phlog and myself handed him his ass in AWOP. He's just a little sore, and is lashing out.


Watch out, here come's "Me Too".

http://redwing.hutman.net/%7Emreed/warriorshtm/bigdogmetoo.htm


Dude, in AWOP all you did was reinforce and readily admit to the fact you take your news and information and opinion from FOX-news.

Now that's pretty damning in itself.

Two ppl who readily admit they hate most things not American, phlog ranting and raving about the UN, Europe, lefties, conspiracies everywhere, who then try to justify their views and clearly subjective takes on world events etc through the prism of "Bush For Dummies 101".


And again, as I say, who says the right wing lacks a sense of humour?

And again as I say, its fine to hold all the views in the world you like, no matter how repugnant, but when you get stuff like that from FOX, and everything you say sounds like a Whitehouse Press release, its pretty hard to take seriously.


Now come on, you've just been winding me up all this time haven't you? Go on, the jokes on me. No one could be that unashamedly illinformed. Go on, chuckles on the Mehoff-ster, what a prank. What hijinks. What shits and giggles.
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#153134 - 03/17/06 08:47 AM Re: Awesome Nazi Music to Listen to while...
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jack, next time i tell you to just stop-STOP. if i challenge something or make a correction on something serious, i'd be a dumb asshole if i wasn't right.



I frighten myself sometimes, I hadn't even read your post [the last one]:


Wharhteva Darlene.

I refuse to re-write and re-write stuff until you get what I'm saying. I mean you're just going to deliberately misconstrue and deliberately misinterpret it again, and again. So if you'd like to jerk off furiously about your "win" <snicker>, then go right ahead.

I know its the cage and all, and I know you're one of the big three, so you have to play big dog, but really.
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#153135 - 03/17/06 09:45 AM Re: Awesome Nazi Music to Listen to while...
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dear god, in the process of losing an argument, you've just lost your mind.

what the fuck are you trying to say?

go back to posting bananas and "what do teenage girls like to do these days? i've heard they're all really slutty these days. hey cow, great pics of an undeveloped girl, does she do anal?". you're a creepy pedophile who obviously smells like onions a lot of the time, take a break, go to thailand. that way you can just fuck a kid without wondering whether MAYBE "girls today are such sluts they might be turned on by an older man taking them against their will".

you were wrong, i was right, now you're in the early stages of a meltdown---how's it feel to keep replying to yourself in a state of acute mania totally paranoid about some thread i've yet top actually read and who i might be.

truth is, i don't have any other accounts, i'm just some kid that doesn't smell like onions.

and i'm smarter than you. there's gotta be someone you can reach out to in this time of great personal tragedy---is there an australian girl scouts? go order some cookies, save me a box and don't get blood all over the thin-mints when they show up.
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#153136 - 03/17/06 12:09 PM Re: Awesome Nazi Music to Listen to while...
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Geezus, I'm not reading all this shit.

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#153137 - 03/17/06 12:43 PM Re: Awesome Nazi Music to Listen to while...
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I'm with you, Biff, and I take back everything I said. Jesus, Jack, you just devoted 3,000 words to whining why no one will read your other 3,000 words.
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#153138 - 03/17/06 12:59 PM Re: Awesome Nazi Music to Listen to while...
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i apologize to all in the cage, i had no idea anyone could freak out in such a boring way. sammura's the gold-standard, even knox looks good in comparison-he'll reply to anything but at least he doesn't write much. at some level, the fact that he made three of the worst posts in cage history without anyone replying to the previous is kinda impressive.
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#153139 - 03/17/06 04:10 PM Re: Awesome Nazi Music to Listen to while...
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I hope someone stuffs an elbow of junk in this fugazy's baggage and flies him to Singapore, stat. I'm disappointed, I thought all Aussies were cool, liked to surf, go on walkabout, taunt crocodiles with their babies, etc. At this point the best of all outcomes would be for this Melb_Jackoff shut-in to take Sexycity by the hand and lumber over to ADT where they would clearly flourish (let me link that again: ADT).

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#153140 - 03/17/06 06:06 PM Re: Awesome Nazi Music to Listen to while...
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i apologize to all in the cage, i had no idea anyone could freak out in such a boring way. sammura's the gold-standard, even knox looks good in comparison-he'll reply to anything but at least he doesn't write much. at some level, the fact that he made three of the worst posts in cage history without anyone replying to the previous is kinda impressive.





Actually I'm the one that should be apologizing. I saw his long winded rants in AWOP and didn't warn you guys what was coming. That shit took forever to read and then to respond to. Next time I'm sticking to the J.Garfield response ->
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#153141 - 03/18/06 08:35 PM Re: Awesome Nazi Music to Listen to while...
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dear god, in the process of losing an argument, you've just lost your mind.

what the fuck are you trying to say?

go back to posting bananas and "what do teenage girls like to do these days? i've heard they're all really slutty these days. hey cow, great pics of an undeveloped girl, does she do anal?". you're a creepy pedophile who obviously smells like onions a lot of the time, take a break, go to thailand. that way you can just fuck a kid without wondering whether MAYBE "girls today are such sluts they might be turned on by an older man taking them against their will".

you were wrong, i was right, now you're in the early stages of a meltdown---how's it feel to keep replying to yourself in a state of acute mania totally paranoid about some thread i've yet top actually read and who i might be.

truth is, i don't have any other accounts, i'm just some kid that doesn't smell like onions.

and i'm smarter than you. there's gotta be someone you can reach out to in this time of great personal tragedy---is there an australian girl scouts? go order some cookies, save me a box and don't get blood all over the thin-mints when they show up.





O dear. Tut tut tut. That is not vintage james by any standard. Resorting to the obvious keystone of your ego, how smart you supposedly are, seems to me you got nothing. How much wit does it take to take down the sammuras, the knoxs etc of the world? Your intellect must be off the scale.

I'm trying to say you could be 100% wrong and you could never back down because you're big dog. And just because you say something is true does not make it true. And it is not true. You won something that only exists in your mind. Something you made up, and won't let go because as I say, you got nothing, and I can hear lurkers out there.

And the minute you do, all those poor junkies you sent home from the porn industry who are lurking as we speak waiting for a chink would be on your arse like your special uncle who used to get your mum drunk, fuck her in the arse, then make you lick off the residue. Sure, you say you didn't like it, but it sure explains why you spend so much time here trying to take down porno performers and fans, you know ppl who perform on tape and ppl who watch it. Somewhere in some attic are all the tapes Uncle Jethro made of you in the bathtub etc.


Dude, I'd be quite suprised if you were much younger than me. Or even younger at all. But then I guess you obviously have a thing for older guys due to the treatment all your mum's 60 year-old alcoholic boyfriends used to give you when mum was down at at the welfare office claiming.

So don't project your obvious father-figure complex onto me thanks. That is what psychotherapy is for. I am not your father luke.

Maybe you can swing by and we can employ some flooding. You know, I'll put you in a room full of naked old homeless men smelling of cheese and methylated spirits and slowly we can progress from your baseline of compulsion to lick honey off their blown-out old-man arse dates. With time james, with time. Learned behaviour can be extinguished with enough conditioning. If we can find the homeless shelter your mum is in maybe we can work on that.


O look out, here comes the gang! Not smart enough to match wits with anyone but dullard three year olds, so they need to hang off james like a particuarly pustuous lession.


The cage used to be a thing of beauty. I'm disappointed in you guys, honestly.

Actually no, the cage has always been about destroying ppl who lack the intellect to realise getting paid $50 a day to do much worse things than what you'd get paid $50 for 10 minutes hooking is a good career choice.


You all suck donkey balls.
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#153142 - 03/18/06 08:42 PM Re: Awesome Nazi Music to Listen to while...
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Geezus, I'm not reading all this shit.







You don't have to.

james isn't able to ever back down because there's a million ppl waiting in the wings to take any chance they can get to destroy him. The minute he looks like he's actually going to have to combat someone who isn't particuarly retarded he gets all scared.

And after looking on excitedly and scaring each other away waving lamb shanks, out of the shadows come the gimps, blinking at the light, hoping james will toss them some meat.



That's pretty much the story.

I don't anyone to feel unloved by not answering their posts. Clearly there's a lack of love going on for that pack in here.
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#153143 - 03/18/06 08:46 PM Re: Awesome Nazi Music to Listen to while...
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I'm with you, Biff, and I take back everything I said. Jesus, Jack, you just devoted 3,000 words to whining why no one will read your other 3,000 words.





You're with biff? Bejaysus.

I've cut it down just for you arab.

Unless you're being held hostage no likee = no readee? Get it sparky?


That really stings arab. I'm in real danger of having my feelings hurt around here.


Looks like a fun day in the cage!
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#153144 - 03/18/06 08:48 PM Re: Awesome Nazi Music to Listen to while...
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i apologize to all in the cage, i had no idea anyone could freak out in such a boring way. sammura's the gold-standard, even knox looks good in comparison-he'll reply to anything but at least he doesn't write much. at some level, the fact that he made three of the worst posts in cage history without anyone replying to the previous is kinda impressive.





See you do like me.

O joy, my life is complete.


I shall be able to end it all in a state of complete and totally enveloping nirvana.
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#153145 - 03/18/06 08:53 PM Re: Awesome Nazi Music to Listen to while...
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I hope someone stuffs an elbow of junk in this fugazy's baggage and flies him to Singapore, stat. I'm disappointed, I thought all Aussies were cool, liked to surf, go on walkabout, taunt crocodiles with their babies, etc. At this point the best of all outcomes would be for this Melb_Jackoff shut-in to take Sexycity by the hand and lumber over to ADT where they would clearly flourish (let me link that again: ADT).





Thanks for the link. I'll look into it.

Just replying coz again, I don't want nobody to feel left out. Feel the love floof. I bin downhearted.


Australians enjoy riding kagaroos through the streets of Sydney a lot too you know. And if you're not careful you'll be extradited under Australian defamation and/or incitement law and be forced to face the big arse-kicking boot from his Royal Highness the King of Australia. The punishment also involves drinking Foster's and wrestling crocodiles and we all stand round and chant "Crickey. Crickey. Crickey."
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#153146 - 03/18/06 08:58 PM Re: Awesome Nazi Music to Listen to while...
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Actually I'm the one that should be apologizing. I saw his long winded rants in AWOP and didn't warn you guys what was coming. That shit took forever to read and then to respond to. Next time I'm sticking to the J.Garfield response ->





And last, but certainly least, our old friend c62. He of the illinformed word-for-word Whitehouse press release political commentary.

Hooray.

The one who responded point by point reaching posts up in the region of james' epic rummanations in his playschool diary about why he hates himself so much.



c62, for the rest of my time here, I'm going to use you to remind myself everytime I forget how funny, however unintentionally, rednecks can be. You might not know it, and I might not say it, but its always going to be there big guy.

And for that, I thank you, from the bottom of my heart.
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#153147 - 03/18/06 08:59 PM Re: Awesome Nazi Music to Listen to while...
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Wow. You're completely bat-shit crazy. I figured you were a little "off," but the paranoia complex, complete with mobs of action figures circling your presumed enemies, kind of registers it as a clinical case. Seriously, you've out-demented the Monkey Cage. I don't get my own rocks off by throwing stones at retarded children so if this what it is, hey... wide berth over here.
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#153148 - 03/18/06 09:11 PM Re: Awesome Nazi Music to Listen to while...
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Wow. You're completely bat-shit crazy. I figured you were a little "off," but the paranoia complex, complete with mobs of action figures circling your presumed enemies, kind of registers it as a clinical case. Seriously, you've out-demented the Monkey Cage. I don't get my own rocks off by throwing stones at retarded children so if this what it is, hey... wide berth over here.





Thanks. I'll wear that as a badge on my proud proud thrust-out chest.


Good times, good times. I got a whole lot more crazy way down below what's come out so far dood. And the best bit is its organised crazy, its not wholesale out of nowhere mentally unbalanced crazy. Its more of say a Hannibal Lecter crazy than say an every day run of the mill mental hospital crazy.







Your job is to craft my doom, so I am not sure how well I should wish you. But I'm sure we'll have a lot of fun. Ta-ta, "H."
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#153149 - 03/18/06 09:54 PM Re: Awesome Nazi Music to Listen to while...
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Instead of worrying about responding to everyone, how about taking a break from the internets and go out and get laid? Just a thought.
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#153150 - 03/18/06 10:53 PM Re: Awesome Nazi Music to Listen to while...
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Instead of worrying about responding to everyone, how about taking a break from the internets and go out and get laid? Just a thought.





I would but your mum is out of town. zing.


And the internets? There's more than one? What have I been missing all this time? Surely nowhere on earth could possibly exist with the collective IQ we've seen in here today without spontaneously imploding from the weight of its own hubris?


I'll knock one out in the jizz-bag later on after she gets home [no, not your mum]. Sunday afternoon here.


And I know you'd be upset if I didn't respond. You'd have nothing to do yourself then except for jump on other bandwagons of much lower quality.
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#153151 - 03/19/06 12:21 PM Re: Awesome Nazi Music to Listen to while...
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You sure told me.
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#153152 - 03/19/06 08:22 PM Re: Awesome Nazi Music to Listen to while...
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You sure told me.





Yep.


You know, sometimes I have trouble sleeping. I'm not sure if its the schizophrenia, the numerous other mood and social malajustment disorders I have, but I digress.


But between you and c62, I find myself entering a comatose state quite rapidly after reading your posts. In fact sometimes I flat out pass out and wake up some hours later, with QWERTY imprinted on my face, read some more of your post, and repeat. Nothing says "good nights sleep" like you and c62.


So BIFF, I salute you. And thank you. Insomniacs the world over are just waiting blurry eyed and in an agitated twitchy state just hoping some cure for the up-all-nights like yourself to come along.



I love that this place gives me so much, yet I feel like in return I give so little.

I will try, I will try.
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#153153 - 03/19/06 11:39 PM Re: Awesome Nazi Music to Listen to while...
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#153154 - 03/20/06 04:38 PM Re: Awesome Nazi Music to Listen to while...
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Whilst BIFF I must admit the lack of text from yourself is a welcome and let's face it sage development on your part, you could have possibly picked a worse image host. Actually no you couldn't have.


Connection refused.
http://x7.putfile.com/10/27713331325.gif


I'm tipping its an animated gif of such hilarity no sole* has ever seen in the history of humanity, so can you either host it somewhere else, else draw it out in ascii figures. That would be super.
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#153155 - 03/20/06 05:47 PM Re: Awesome Nazi Music to Listen to while...
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Quote:







Whilst BIFF I must admit the lack of text from yourself is a welcome and let's face it sage development on your part, you could have possibly picked a worse image host. Actually no you couldn't have.


Connection refused.
http://x7.putfile.com/10/27713331325.gif


I'm tipping its an animated gif of such hilarity no sole* has ever seen in the history of humanity, so can you either host it somewhere else, else draw it out in ascii figures. That would be super.




And the beat goes on... The gif was there all along. Melb Matt you really are hearing voices. Worse- you respond.

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#153156 - 03/20/06 06:19 PM Re: Awesome Nazi Music to Listen to while...
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And the beat goes on... The gif was there all along. Melb Matt you really are hearing voices. Worse- you respond.






I'm chopping out phat beats like Durga on speed banging away on this bad boy* in this thread my friend.


I wondered how long it would take Captain Angry to do a seagull; fly in, shit on everything, then fly out.

Not really Games record time, but it will sure put you on the outside lane in the final.


Still doesn't work for me, the url I mean. Unless of course you are being funny, and as far as I can recall, I've never seen you post anything funny. Unless of course you count the whole "angriest member of the board" winner in the general category [applesaucer wins hands down in the "lesbian pee-pee" category] as being a running joke. Sure, it was "running funny" for about the same distance an old asthmatic ant with some heavy shopping might have run on a cold Sunday morning, but hey, everyone's got to have a niche.


Perhaps you could be nice and upload it then post it or host it somewhere else.


And the only voice like sounds I seem to hear in here are the whispy drone-like sounds of malordorous vapours disappearing one by one, so much like a smelly, but long forgotten gaseous sphincter expulsion appearing in every post that's not mine. If they count as "voices" then yes, guilty as charged.



*I find clear shells poncy in the extreme. They also give off a really thin shitty sound. I was also too lazy to find pictures of the big hair circa 80's metal strap-in 360 degree multidirectional rotating mega-kits with the 40 roto-toms etc that were en vogue back then. They were cool.
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#153157 - 03/20/06 07:32 PM Re: Awesome Nazi Music to Listen to while...
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I guess we all have to deal with you at some time or another.

The gif displays, and has. The problem is yours. This seems to be a recurring theme.

I am off to revel in being a seagull...xpt's angriest member soaring on thermals with the backdrop of the setting sun.

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#153158 - 03/20/06 07:40 PM Re: Awesome Nazi Music to Listen to while...
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Maybe Melbourne Mat needs to turn the parental controls down a bit. He's goofy like that.

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#153159 - 03/20/06 08:02 PM Re: Awesome Nazi Music to Listen to while...
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I guess we all have to deal with you at some time or another.

The gif displays, and has. The problem is yours. This seems to be a recurring theme.

I am off to revel in being a seagull...xpt's angriest member soaring on thermals with the backdrop of the setting sun.





No, no you don't.

And no, no it doesn't.


And how delightful, I've created a persona for you to cloak yourself in like the sun shining through the morning fog. What lovely mental images. Ahhhhh, heavenly.
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#153160 - 03/20/06 08:28 PM Re: Awesome Nazi Music to Listen to while...
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Maybe Melbourne Mat needs to turn the parental controls down a bit. He's goofy like that.







Firstly, its Jack Mehoff these days. But you can call me Melb if it makes you happy. It just makes things more confusing for everyone. For example, despite keeping the same avatar, location and signature [at the time], all very distinctive, SmilingArab SmilingArab SmilingArab for instance, who one wouldn't say was the slowest person off the mark, and spends about as much time as anyone lurking in the cage waiting for small cute furry unsuspecting herbivores to wander in, missed the transition.

Secondly, its not necessarily a reference to Melbourne. Might be Dame Nellie Melba for instance:




Hawt.


Or peach melba:




Or melba toast:



Or a cat breed:



Or Melba Moore:





Or... you get the picture.


Thirdly, and qualifying what I'm about to say with the fact I've not seen said image, I'm sure it would be difficult to rival some of the various images / animated gifs / video files that pass for porn [I use that term in its loosest possible sense] on this site. So netnanny isn't really something I think we need to worry about.

So as I say, if your gif was the final decisive blow in my inevitable downfall, if I can't see it, then its not much good really. Although I'm sure a few of you could live for weeks / months / years about how crappy Australian net access is or something along those lines.

Finally, I'm not black, and I'm pretty sure you're not either.



P.S.: I take goofy as a compliment. Thanks for being so nice. I take back saying you lick donkey balls. You only lick elephant nutsack.
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#153161 - 03/21/06 02:24 AM Re: Awesome Nazi Music to Listen to while...
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Man, this is all some long winded shit.
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#153162 - 03/21/06 09:02 AM Re: Awesome Nazi Music to Listen to while...
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I was just going to reply with this:

Consider that mat, pleeeeeeeeeeease.
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#153163 - 03/21/06 02:42 PM Re: Awesome Nazi Music to Listen to while...
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Man, this is all some long winded shit.




Yeah, we noticed.

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#153164 - 03/21/06 05:32 PM Re: Awesome Nazi Music to Listen to while...
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Man, this is all some long winded shit.




Yeah, we noticed.



Biff went with as his standard response.

I'm going with as mine (borrowed from J.Garfield)

I would suggest everybody grab a smiley and use it for thier resonse. They won't get any shorter. He's under the illusion that if he drops a two-pager on us, we may start to he knows what he talking about.
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#153165 - 03/21/06 09:09 PM Re: Awesome Nazi Music to Listen to while...
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Man, this is all some long winded shit.





Finally you noticed.


Its all just for you babe, seriously.


Don't go breaking my heart
I couldn't if I tried
Honey if I get restless
Baby you're not that kind

Don't go breaking my heart
You take the weight off me
Honey when you knock on my door
I gave you my key

Nobody knows it
When I was down
I was your clown
Nobody knows it
Right from the start
I gave you my heart
I gave you my heart

So don't go breaking my heart
I won't go breaking your heart
Don't go breaking my heart

And nobody told us
`Cause nobody showed us
And now it's up to us babe
I think we can make it

So don't misunderstand me
You put the light in my life
You put the sparks to the flame
I've got your heart in my sights
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#153166 - 03/21/06 09:11 PM Re: Awesome Nazi Music to Listen to while...
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I was just going to reply with this:

Consider that mat, pleeeeeeeeeeease.





Hmmmm. So you're going to take your own life huh?

Well don't do it mate, its not worth it.


I'm sure someone somewhere values you enough to notice you're gone. Might be the paper boy when all your papers start piling up on the lawn, but at least that's someone.
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#153167 - 03/21/06 09:15 PM Re: Awesome Nazi Music to Listen to while...
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Man, this is all some long winded shit.




Yeah, we noticed.





Its not exactly a table for one you know.


Why don't you just do what I do with long-winded boring posts, either speed read it and cherry pick the important bits, ignore it altogether, or form a brief [if somewhat inaccurate, but good enough usually] summary from others' reaction posts.


Plus as I keep saying, the cage is very quiet lately. You know rats will each their own babies if left alone long enough without food. Someone really needs to go snag something and lure it in.
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#153168 - 03/21/06 09:21 PM Re: Awesome Nazi Music to Listen to while...
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I'm going with as mine (borrowed from J.Garfield)

I would suggest everybody grab a smiley and use it for thier resonse. They won't get any shorter. He's under the illusion that if he drops a two-pager on us, we may start to he knows what he talking about.





O god. He's back for some more.

I notice you can't attack me directly, you're so piss-poor at this you have to constantly appeal to the crowd.


c62 says: "Quick everyone, join me on the bandwagon. Its already rolling. There's enough ppl for me to come out in safety. Now everyone. Everyone? Everyone? O god, don't leave me here alone."


Weak.

Can't even use an emoticon without having to steal the idea from someone FFS.


Piss weak.


But, yet again, I thank you for restoring my faith in the existance of conservative humour, however light-beer campfire sing-a-long it is.
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#153169 - 03/21/06 09:27 PM Re: Awesome Nazi Music to Listen to while...
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Plus as I keep saying, the cage is very quiet lately. You know rats will each their own babies if left alone long enough without food. Someone really needs to go snag something and lure it in.




Some will be eaten in The Cage, but The Cage will never die.
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#153170 - 03/21/06 09:42 PM Re: Awesome Nazi Music to Listen to while...
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Plus as I keep saying, the cage is very quiet lately. You know rats will each their own babies if left alone long enough without food. Someone really needs to go snag something and lure it in.




Some will be eaten in The Cage, but The Cage will never die.




Peaks and valleys, the cage will never die, it will be around long after the authorities find the 19 bodies under my house and monkey is no long granted internet access or human contact.
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#153171 - 03/21/06 09:52 PM Re: Awesome Nazi Music to Listen to while...
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Some will be eaten in The Cage, but The Cage will never die.




Hav2Cit would shit if he were around to see this. I just don't think this guy has the personality to hold anyones interest. Hmmmmm, then of course there's always Chickenmaster, or Brandon. I can't even see them making up a dupe this lame. Just sayin'.

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#153172 - 03/21/06 10:24 PM Re: Awesome Nazi Music to Listen to while...
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Plus as I keep saying, the cage is very quiet lately. You know rats will each their own babies if left alone long enough without food. Someone really needs to go snag something and lure it in.




British people suck.

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#153173 - 03/22/06 01:52 AM Re: Awesome Nazi Music to Listen to while...
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Plus as I keep saying, the cage is very quiet lately. You know rats will each their own babies if left alone long enough without food. Someone really needs to go snag something and lure it in.




British people suck.




Retard by name....y'all know the rest

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#153174 - 03/22/06 03:49 AM Re: Awesome Nazi Music to Listen to while...
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Hmmmm. So you're going to take your own life huh?

Well don't do it mate, its not worth it.


I'm sure someone somewhere values you enough to notice you're gone. Might be the paper boy when all your papers start piling up on the lawn, but at least that's someone.




Melb Mat ---->

<---- me after hearing the news of this tool's demise

Quote:

Plus as I keep saying, the cage is very quiet lately. You know rats will each their own babies if left alone long enough...




Each their own? OK
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#153175 - 03/22/06 06:30 PM Re: Awesome Nazi Music to Listen to while...
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c62 says: "Quick everyone, join me on the bandwagon. Its already rolling. There's enough ppl for me to come out in safety. Now everyone. Everyone? Everyone? O god, don't leave me here alone."




Dude, I bitchslapped you in AWOP long before the bandwagon showed up.
oh yeah....
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#153176 - 03/22/06 07:53 PM Re: Awesome Nazi Music to Listen to while...
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Plus as I keep saying, the cage is very quiet lately. You know rats will each their own babies if left alone long enough without food. Someone really needs to go snag something and lure it in.




Some will be eaten in The Cage, but The Cage will never die.




Peaks and valleys, the cage will never die, it will be around long after the authorities find the 19 bodies under my house and monkey is no long granted internet access or human contact.





Peaks and valleys perhaps. But there's been a definate dearth of talent wandering in of late.

Which as I've said previously suggests to me its a victim of its own infamy.


And its nice to help keep everyone busy, but myself and this thread is hardly classic cage now is it. More like filling in time between jobs. Which are fewer and farther between.

Still, where there's life there's hope.
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#153177 - 03/22/06 08:02 PM Re: Awesome Nazi Music to Listen to while...
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Some will be eaten in The Cage, but The Cage will never die.




Hav2Cit would shit if he were around to see this. I just don't think this guy has the personality to hold anyones interest. Hmmmmm, then of course there's always Chickenmaster, or Brandon. I can't even see them making up a dupe this lame. Just sayin'.





Yeah I keep expecting hav2cit to drop in with some paedophile / terrorist / she-male rebuff. Or CoochieMonster. Bornyo dropped in earlier IIRC. But his anger is genuine. You gotta love a guy who's that bitter. Makes life seem worth living, sorry BIFF.

Well there's gold in banality you know. Volvo. Ikea. Abba. Speaking of which Scandanavian porn.

And its not a dupe. It all spun out of a gripping head to head with jamesn. I'm too far in around here to drop in with an Irish midget, a my name's Cleetus and I was wondering if any of you like squirrel porn, P1E@$e 1E@vE Taylor Rain @lone, she aight dawg, aiiiii, or something far more entertaining.
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#153178 - 03/22/06 08:03 PM Re: Awesome Nazi Music to Listen to while...
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Please let this thread die.

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#153179 - 03/22/06 08:05 PM Re: Awesome Nazi Music to Listen to while...
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Quote:

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Plus as I keep saying, the cage is very quiet lately. You know rats will each their own babies if left alone long enough without food. Someone really needs to go snag something and lure it in.




British people suck.




Retard by name....y'all know the rest





I'm not British fool. Well actually technically I am. But for all intents and purposes I am not.

Fool.
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#153180 - 03/22/06 08:12 PM Re: Awesome Nazi Music to Listen to while...
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Hmmmm. So you're going to take your own life huh?

Well don't do it mate, its not worth it.


I'm sure someone somewhere values you enough to notice you're gone. Might be the paper boy when all your papers start piling up on the lawn, but at least that's someone.




Melb Mat ---->

<---- me after hearing the news of this tool's demise

Quote:

Plus as I keep saying, the cage is very quiet lately. You know rats will each their own babies if left alone long enough...




Each their own? OK





Yeah you cranking off just after I mention paperboys reminds me of what you do to paperboys. You remind me of the old guy who keeps trying to get Chris into his basement in The Family Guy.




Yeah thanks for picking up that typo. james has obviously lost interest. Eat their own. You know, no food = eat their babies.

I'm sure I don't need to explain it for you. Or maybe I do.


I'm quite prepared to start a fund up for you to raise the money for a powerful handgun and some bullets, one might be enough, but I don't want to take that chance, if you ever feel like ending your own life.

It could be the one redeeming act you commit in an otherwise miserable existance.
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#153181 - 03/22/06 08:24 PM Re: Awesome Nazi Music to Listen to while...
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c62 says: "Quick everyone, join me on the bandwagon. Its already rolling. There's enough ppl for me to come out in safety. Now everyone. Everyone? Everyone? O god, don't leave me here alone."




Dude, I bitchslapped you in AWOP long before the bandwagon showed up.
oh yeah....





Unlike the Republicants, no matter how many times you say it , it does not become true. Don't make me recount the thread blow by blow with extended commentary in here.

You make that asian guy off American Idol look like an ultra-chic cognitive powerhouse.


Please reply if you need that statement explained. I get the feeling non-monosylabic words are too big for you to get what they mean, is this good for you, talk like this? c six two, he smart.
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