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According to IAFD, today is Dave Cummings' birthday. I didn't know you had birthdays when dirt calls you Daddy, but way to go Dave, another year alive and kicking. Dave (XPT member #12) is known for the "Dirty Dave's Sugar Daddy" series from the late 90s, the "Screw My Wife Please, and Make her ____[insert degrading term here]," and a member of the "I'll fuck just about anything" club. Though in his defense, he's miles above Dick Nasty and Kyle Stone.

I like the "Screw My Wife" series and it's various mutations, except Dave tries to be the Vin Scully of porn. I bought one and was ready to watch Derek Ben von English-Hay sodomize one of my favorite redheads, Renee LaRue. Dave just keeps yapping away like nothing is happening.

Any guesses on Dave's age?

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