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#152971 - 03/13/06 09:48 AM
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Porn Jesus
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I relent, and yes, despite the fact if I had been born in Mannheim Germany in 1930 I would have been gassed, I am enamored with the fanatical, fucked up devotion evidenced by Germans to the Nazi Cause in World War 2, it gives me wood reading about the last days in the Bunker...I think that would make a great porn flick, think about it: "Sir, the Russians are 500 yards from the compound, what should we do?" <German General looks around, grabs blond secretary played by nikkie hunter> "Come here son, let's see how many loads we can blow in this chick before they bust down the door and spray us with their burp guns" ~~~~ Maniacal Fucking ensues ~~~~~ Arab, you may not believe this but I am a true believer in the Worldwide Zionist Conspiracy to control everything, I have seen incontrovertible evidence that ISRAEL really does control this country's (USA) foreign Policy...for instance did you know, back in the mid 1970's ISRAEL received the first batch of F-16 fighters produced in America? Before any American squadron was deployed, Israel had the first planes in the air straffing Syrian Children and blowing up Laundromats in Jordan. The F-16 was Theeee Tactical fighter of its day...
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#152974 - 03/13/06 05:59 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
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Rudolf Hess is another great opportunity for cutting edge porn. You want something "Alt"-ish people? Try this:
<Porn Actor dressed and made up badly as a would be Rudolf Hess, flying his plane with an Aryan Blond Hot Bimbo in the next seat>
"Eh Fraulein, you like zee way I fly zee plane, hmm?"
"Oh Ja, I'm so ec-zited! Lemme suck your pricken?"
~~~Enthusiastic Sucking ensues, Rudolf loses concentration and before he realizes it he is over scotland landing in a sheep herd~~~
...Revisionist History Fans will flock to porn, you watch...
I'm pretty sure "Nazi porn" has already been done. Both as "whcacky" and as "neo-nazi, for real yo".
But, you did job my memory!
About probably ten years ago, there was a show on Oz TV called "Chances". Its gone into TV folklore. It got progressively sillier and sillier and more and more porno like each week. Sadly it only lasted 2 seasons.
CHANCES started production as a serious soap about a family coping with fame and fortune after winning the lottery - but, thankfully, bad ratings forced the show's producers to rethink their concept.
CHANCES transformed into Australian television's guiltiest pleasure - a show that embraced high camp and complimented it with an overabundance of flesh.
The series' craziest, most insanely delirious episodes are gathered together on these DVDs.
Apart from the regular cast, you'll meet Jacqueline (the g-string-wearing, machine-gun-wielding, motorbike-riding, Avenging-angel-kamikaze-vigilante), Aviva (the sexy nude journalist who turns out to be both the mother and sister of Jeremy Sims' 16 year old mute bride, artificially inseminated by her father), Sieglinde (the laser-wielding, lingerie-wearing, neo-nazi-nympho with a constantly changing accent), Wanda (the psychic secretary who is a reincarnated Dolphin) and Bruce (the creepy, rat-keeping hunchback).
You'll also encounter deviates, triads, Israeli secret agents, Nazi drag queens, girls in cages, witches burnt at the stake, an assortment of Medieval sex fantasies and "Carry On" style French revolution past-life flashbacks.
Finally, throw into the mix a soft-focus dirty weekend with Oz sex symbol Abigail, a mice-eating Venus fly trap, a box of chocolates full of slow-acting poison, a middle-aged bitch fight, a bevy of fantasy brothel sequences and a crazy plot involving the Eva Braun necklace - a valuable Third Reich artifact that transforms the wearer into a sex-crazed ancient Egyptian goddess!
All the ingredients for an unforgettable, laughter-filled, sexy evening in front of the ol' idiot box!
CHANCES stars Jeremy Sims, Michael Caton, Gerry Sont, Mercia Deane-Johns and Abigail as Bambi the sex therapist.
Prepare for some video caps.
I cannot translate the hilarity without the actual video.
If you can find it, bittorrent it for some some and some .
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#152976 - 03/13/06 06:12 PM
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I had to use the thumbnails.
It was pretty much R-rated soft porn.
Bare in mind this was on free-to-air TV at like 9:30 at night IIRC. I was a bit young at the time.
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#152977 - 03/13/06 06:18 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
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Now, for the slighted muted, due to the no big file [ ] thing, peace de la resistance!
After some ammount of jigging around in front of the swastika, with all the nazi dress-ups before hand, in case you can't make it out, she is standing up, he is kissing her netherregions, and they both turn towards the swastika, and she does a bit of the old nazi salute zeig heil action!
On mainstream TV! At 9:30. It was a television moment for the ages.
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#152978 - 03/13/06 10:39 PM
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