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There's something irresistible about Nazi whores. I mean, some raincoaters get off on girls who obviously would rather be doing something other than acting as a bed of peat for a parolee's demon seed but they're only betraying their innocence and morals, not a rigid system of ideology. The fact that Adolf himself would have gassed these girls (and especially the tattooed miscreants that William Pierce referred to as "freaks and weaklings") who now Heil this and 88 that makes it all the more fascinating. And just twisted enough that the Monkey Cage is the only place which would understand the fascination with a pretty white thing caressing a gun in front of a poster of Rudolf Hess.

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Rudolf Hess is another great opportunity for cutting edge porn. You want something "Alt"-ish people? Try this:

<Porn Actor dressed and made up badly as a would be Rudolf Hess, flying his plane with an Aryan Blond Hot Bimbo in the next seat>

"Eh Fraulein, you like zee way I fly zee plane, hmm?"

"Oh Ja, I'm so ec-zited! Lemme suck your pricken?"

~~~Enthusiastic Sucking ensues, Rudolf loses concentration and before he realizes it he is over scotland landing in a sheep herd~~~

...Revisionist History Fans will flock to porn, you watch...

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Rudolf Hess is another great opportunity for cutting edge porn. You want something "Alt"-ish people? Try this:

<Porn Actor dressed and made up badly as a would be Rudolf Hess, flying his plane with an Aryan Blond Hot Bimbo in the next seat>

"Eh Fraulein, you like zee way I fly zee plane, hmm?"

"Oh Ja, I'm so ec-zited! Lemme suck your pricken?"

~~~Enthusiastic Sucking ensues, Rudolf loses concentration and before he realizes it he is over scotland landing in a sheep herd~~~

...Revisionist History Fans will flock to porn, you watch...

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I'm pretty sure "Nazi porn" has already been done. Both as "whcacky" and as "neo-nazi, for real yo".

But, you did job my memory!


About probably ten years ago, there was a show on Oz TV called "Chances". Its gone into TV folklore. It got progressively sillier and sillier and more and more porno like each week. Sadly it only lasted 2 seasons.


CHANCES started production as a serious soap about a family coping with fame and fortune after winning the lottery - but, thankfully, bad ratings forced the show's producers to rethink their concept.

CHANCES transformed into Australian television's guiltiest pleasure - a show that embraced high camp and complimented it with an overabundance of flesh.

The series' craziest, most insanely delirious episodes are gathered together on these DVDs.

Apart from the regular cast, you'll meet Jacqueline (the g-string-wearing, machine-gun-wielding, motorbike-riding, Avenging-angel-kamikaze-vigilante), Aviva (the sexy nude journalist who turns out to be both the mother and sister of Jeremy Sims' 16 year old mute bride, artificially inseminated by her father), Sieglinde (the laser-wielding, lingerie-wearing, neo-nazi-nympho with a constantly changing accent), Wanda (the psychic secretary who is a reincarnated Dolphin) and Bruce (the creepy, rat-keeping hunchback).

You'll also encounter deviates, triads, Israeli secret agents, Nazi drag queens, girls in cages, witches burnt at the stake, an assortment of Medieval sex fantasies and "Carry On" style French revolution past-life flashbacks.

Finally, throw into the mix a soft-focus dirty weekend with Oz sex symbol Abigail, a mice-eating Venus fly trap, a box of chocolates full of slow-acting poison, a middle-aged bitch fight, a bevy of fantasy brothel sequences and a crazy plot involving the Eva Braun necklace - a valuable Third Reich artifact that transforms the wearer into a sex-crazed ancient Egyptian goddess!

All the ingredients for an unforgettable, laughter-filled, sexy evening in front of the ol' idiot box!

CHANCES stars Jeremy Sims, Michael Caton, Gerry Sont, Mercia Deane-Johns and Abigail as Bambi the sex therapist.



Prepare for some video caps.

I cannot translate the hilarity without the actual video.

If you can find it, bittorrent it for some some and some .

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Now, for the slighted muted, due to the no big file [ ] thing, peace de la resistance!

After some ammount of jigging around in front of the swastika, with all the nazi dress-ups before hand, in case you can't make it out, she is standing up, he is kissing her netherregions, and they both turn towards the swastika, and she does a bit of the old nazi salute zeig heil action!





On mainstream TV! At 9:30. It was a television moment for the ages.

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This makes me miss Benny Hill