Dyanne Thorne, eat your heart out! Time to goose-step down to The Dragon Art Theatre for this double helping of SS Porno.

Hitler’s Harlot (NANCY MARTIN) is an llsa-esque, ball-draining Bitch from Hell. This horny she-wolf parades around in a bargain basement Nazi uniform and go-go boots. "The Commandant" also has an insatiable penchant for pussy. Mary Poppins she’s not. She and her sweaty, hairy, ape-like assistant, Karl, are after the rebel leader/John Paul, "so they enslave some foxy frauleins for interrogation. The captive women (and one fruity guy for "comic relief") are subjected to the demented pleasures of the Third Reich.

One victim (who really looks like ’70s B-queen Candice Rialsoni is forced to gobble Karl’s knockwurst. He threatens to use her breasts as lamp shades: At times, Karl gets very mean." (There’s hysterical dubbed-in German babble during the blowjob.) Another pigtailed plaything is raped by our Nazi perverts as a cheery love song blares,"! know how you love me..." While Karl makes her smoke his pole. The Commandant rips out her pubic hair like she’s plucking the strings of a guitar. (She loves me, she loves me not?...)
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Porno uber alles! — Mike Accomando, Dreadful Pleasures, & Don the Deviate, America Moralia