You know, if every white girl had one of those 'Chelsea' hairstyles, I'd worry about the future of the white race too, because there is no way in Hell would I consider breeding with a chick with hair like that, especially one who chose to have it that way (as opposed to one who woke up and found out her housemates had pulled an amusing prank on her with the electric clippers while she was passed out drunk).

It's just wrong...