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#15194 - 02/02/04 07:41 PM
ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 11/26/03
Posts: 73
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I fuckie shit on you. I fuckie piss on you. I fuckie spit on you. I fuckie KILL KILL KILL you. I fuckie chop you into thousand tiny pieces and put you in blender. I fuckie ice pick the eyes and use for poker chips. I fuckie carve the cunt and use for smelling salts. I fuckie axe the head and use for balling ball. I fuckie dynamite the breasts and use for feed maternity ward for day. BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! I fuckie slice the anus and use for rat poison. I fuckie chop the arms and use for windmill blades. I fuckie chop the legs and use for fence posts. CHOP! CHOP! CHOP! I fuckie KILL KILL KILL the whole Jollee family. When I done I throw you away like garbage.
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#15196 - 02/02/04 09:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
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Too bad this isn't a crime.
I think it is. And if Ariana gets a tiny scratch, this guy will be the prime suspect.
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#15197 - 02/02/04 09:29 PM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 05/21/03
Posts: 28
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it is actually... and so are his mentions of bombing specific places in his emails.
i save every word this piece of shit writes. He just dug his grave by using the word 'kill'
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#15199 - 02/02/04 09:42 PM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 05/21/03
Posts: 28
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its rather funny how i've been relatively nice and dealt with his comments in a proper way... he just crossed that very fine line though... people with finger muscles do not get very far with people who have muscles in the rest of their goddamn arms.
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#15203 - 02/03/04 06:29 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
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I fuckie shit on you. I fuckie piss on you. I fuckie spit on you. I fuckie KILL KILL KILL you. I fuckie chop you into thousand tiny pieces and put you in blender. I fuckie ice pick the eyes and use for poker chips. I fuckie carve the cunt and use for smelling salts. I fuckie axe the head and use for balling ball. I fuckie dynamite the breasts and use for feed maternity ward for day. BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! I fuckie slice the anus and use for rat poison. I fuckie chop the arms and use for windmill blades. I fuckie chop the legs and use for fence posts. CHOP! CHOP! CHOP! I fuckie KILL KILL KILL the whole Jollee family. When I done I throw you away like garbage.
We strive to avoid censorship, however we must comply with the law and require our users to do so. This means absolutely no threats may be posted on the board. You can say whatever you like short of threating harm, violence, etc. against ANYONE.
I'm sure you'd all agree that XXX PORN TALK is the most censorship-free forum on the net, and we'd like to keep it that way, but it does require a basic level of cooperation from our users.
I'm just putting everyone on notice that accounts will be suspended (and further action taken if necessary) against those who post threating or menacing posts here.
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#15204 - 02/03/04 07:56 AM
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 07/21/03
Posts: 274
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his excellency is a fucking moron. enough said.
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#15209 - 11/28/05 06:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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and this was BEFORE the tranny-gangbangs and eating out of jeff steward's toilet while he laughed at her.
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#15210 - 11/29/05 06:40 AM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 11/15/05
Posts: 40
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Too bad this isn't a crime. But I much rather see you slowly rot away in pain than be handled by the law. Lucky you.
On a serious note .. in some countries that would be a crime, the UK being one in question, where anything considered racist or to promote violence can (and is frequently) prosecuted. But there is a drawback to such laws, it stifles real Freedom of Speach as well as the idiots and promotes a politically correct, nanny state ... which in time turn into a near police state. That's the position we're in in the UK today ... in a desire to protect everyone from bad influences, lots of things are banned and restricted. May be a good thing when it comes to hand guns, but when you can't buy an adult dvd by mail order, every porn movie needs to go before the censors so they can remove scenes of gagging, references to youth and the list goes on endlessly. We now have the worst of two worlds ... an oppressive government trying to take away freedoms and a moronic underclass attacking from the other side - the rest are left in the middle, in a country where it is illegal to use force to protect your own property because the criminal can sue you.
So on balance, undesirable views are views - and people have a right to hold them. At least your constitution works in that respect.
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#15211 - 12/30/06 10:36 AM
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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bump
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#15212 - 12/30/06 10:56 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
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So, what's with the Arianna death threat thread bumps? Is it her birthday? Did she die today? Has she been diagnosed with HIV today? I'm curious.
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#15213 - 12/30/06 11:44 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
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I fuckie slice the anus and use for rat poison.
This is the specific reason. 
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#15214 - 12/30/06 11:51 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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there's nothing funnier than hisexcellency posts.
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#15215 - 12/30/06 11:53 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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I fuckie dynamite the breasts and use for feed maternity ward for day. BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
this is another specific reason.
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#15216 - 12/30/06 07:12 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/28/06
Posts: 167
Loc: Billings,MT
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I think Arianna is dead actually. No-one has heard from her since her tranny gang-bang
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#15217 - 07/17/08 06:09 PM
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Anonymous
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I fuckie ice pick the eyes and use for poker chips...
He stole this one from Martha Stewart. She got it from her cell mate. True story.
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#15219 - 07/17/08 06:49 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Seriously, ever wonder what ever happened to that whore? She was an extreme porn whore, I would give her that.
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#15221 - 07/17/08 07:49 PM
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Maybe she is, but I loathe Frederick these days. Back when I was young it still had that small town atmosphere, and one could look for Barbar Freitchie's house. These days it has become commutable from Washington, D.C. and has lost its small town charm. I prefer Harper's Ferry for a day trip, one can park for free on the Maryland Heights side, and cross the Potomac on a pedestrian bridge. Harper's Ferry, Georgetoen, and the Gettysburg and Antietam battlefields are national treasures.
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#15223 - 07/21/08 06:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Maybe she is, but I loathe Frederick these days. Back when I was young it still had that small town atmosphere, and one could look for Barbar Freitchie's house. These days it has become commutable from Washington, D.C. and has lost its small town charm. I prefer Harper's Ferry for a day trip, one can park for free on the Maryland Heights side, and cross the Potomac on a pedestrian bridge. Harper's Ferry, Georgetoen, and the Gettysburg and Antietam battlefields are national treasures.
Yeah, but even the Ferry has become a commuter haven for DC ever since MARC started running that way.
Fuck, Morgantown, WV even commutes via train now! It's as bad as fucking Danbury, CT going to NYC for work.
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#15224 - 07/21/08 06:57 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/02/05
Posts: 458
Loc: the ATL
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#15225 - 07/21/08 07:34 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 559
Loc: Give 'em rope
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You're fake crazy stichk is real intimidating. I hope she gets your dumb ass locked up for making terrorist threats. I know a real life paranoid schizophrenic. He would say things like "I'm going to get you pregnant and I hope the baby strangles you"- more blood curdling intention in that one sentence then your whole paragraph of pussyhood. Go back to sucking Jim Goad's taint while he gazes into the empty depths of your pitiful soul like it's a pre-meal snack.
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#543435 - 02/10/12 08:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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#543543 - 02/11/12 04:50 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/06/11
Posts: 121
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Ariana was a ugly looking whore but the stuff she did made up for her lack of looks. I'm sure some unlucky chump married that skank.
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#543759 - 02/13/12 01:18 PM
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/30/12
Posts: 85
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do you think she disappeared so quickly from porn because of hiv or a serious std ? she started doing as we all know unprotected gangbangs with transexuals and strangers on foreign soil. than shortly after seemed to vanish. didnt melissa lauren have to retire because her vagina was so damaged from an std that it couldnt be shown in good nature on camera anymore ?
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#543761 - 02/13/12 01:29 PM
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE
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J.B.
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didnt melissa lauren have to retire because her vagina was so damaged from an std that it couldnt be shown in good nature on camera anymore ? Please define "in good nature."
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#543764 - 02/13/12 01:32 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/30/12
Posts: 85
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haha yeah i guess anytime mellissa laurens vagina was shown it was not in good nature :\
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#543766 - 02/13/12 01:34 PM
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J.B.
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On the contrary. Show me Mel's vagina and I suddenly get good natured.
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#543776 - 02/13/12 02:25 PM
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Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5210
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
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UTI from ass to vag?
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#543833 - 02/13/12 06:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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WTH? Someone broke Melissa Lauren's vagina? She dated Brandon so I guess it's possible. The only consolation is C3X worked with her after that.
Seriously, I never heard she was forced to leave for any reason other than immigration.
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#543855 - 02/13/12 07:25 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/30/12
Posts: 85
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ah shit ...she got implants  ? normally i dont care when a whore ruins their body and career and in the process also provides something to laugh and mock but i always really enjoyed mellisa lauren and her natural tits. she is only what 27 ? she didnt have to resort to that for at least 5 years.
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#543857 - 02/13/12 07:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Well if it's any consolation she probably got the best implants I've ever seen.
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#543861 - 02/13/12 07:45 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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I dunno if she had a last name, but a pornstar named Celeste in the mid-90's had the nicest fake tits I have ever seent. After catching a scene of her's on cable porn, I actually called the local porn store to ask if they had a movie called "Notorious." The guy answering the phone was like, "Umm...You do realize this is an adult film store, right? These bitches are all notorious."
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#543868 - 02/13/12 08:11 PM
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J.B.
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^^^Dude, if those are the nicest fake tits you've ever seen, board the cat somewhere and get out of Alaska for a bit.
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#543873 - 02/13/12 08:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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#543877 - 02/13/12 08:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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The picture you posted of Melissa's has a push-up contraption under them. I saw them in action in a couple of scenes and they look and move fine. The girl you posted has nice tits too, in those pictures. I'm sure she's had to have them redone though because those don't appear to be below the muscle.
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#543899 - 02/13/12 10:10 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/15/07
Posts: 954
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Does that Celeste whore have a last name?
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