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#151544 - 03/09/06 03:21 PM weights
pris Offline
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Registered: 12/03/05
Posts: 344
Just did my weights and have been taking creatine for 3 days now

Im pumped like crazy and my weights were a breeze--

Its been 35 mins and my arms are still shaking and i can feel the blood pouring through my arms and chest

Chico you are a genius

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#151545 - 03/09/06 03:27 PM Re: weights
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Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 304
Question: A World Outside Porn?
Answer: No

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#151546 - 03/09/06 04:25 PM Re: weights
pris Offline
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Registered: 12/03/05
Posts: 344
cassie,

why isnt it outside porn ?

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#151547 - 03/09/06 04:28 PM Re: weights
asdf Offline
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Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 304
there is no world outside porn pris

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#151548 - 03/09/06 07:01 PM Re: weights
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

there is no world outside porn pris



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#151549 - 03/09/06 09:03 PM Re: weights
pris Offline
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Registered: 12/03/05
Posts: 344
ok whatever that means

But my workout rocked

Cassie you workout ?

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#151550 - 03/09/06 09:36 PM Re: weights
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Registered: 09/22/05
Posts: 932
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Quote:

Just did my weights and have been taking creatine for 3 days now

Im pumped like crazy and my weights were a breeze--

Its been 35 mins and my arms are still shaking and i can feel the blood pouring through my arms and chest

Chico you are a genius





YEAH PROTEIN EGGS WISTROL! YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH GIMMIE A SPOT YEAH IM GONNA GET CUT YEAH YOU CANNN DO ITTTTTT


ok over it whew
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#151551 - 03/10/06 08:06 AM Re: weights
Jack Mehoff Offline
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Registered: 10/22/05
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I always find gyms extremely homoerotic and therefore quite disturbing.

Which is why if I go the gym I go when its dead quiet.

No naked men walking around in the locker room, or showering and posing like they are in a body wash commercial.

No beefcakes admiring themselves in the mirror oblivious to the absolute plethora of hot chicks walking around them in clothing that wouldn't be out of place in a porno.

No guys in short shorts spotting each other and pretty much t-bagging the liftee while the liftee grunts in a manner you'd expect to find in a gay bath house. At least that is what I imagine it being like in a gay bath house having watched about an hour in total of Queer As Folk.

No guys who are wider than they are tall.

No ppl boring you to death about how much they lifted today, what supplements they are using and how much bulk they've put on.
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#151552 - 03/10/06 08:31 AM Re: weights
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Registered: 09/22/05
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YEAH YEAH GOT MORE DECA YeAH YeAH OOOHHH IM PUMPED YEAH OHH FEEEEL THE BURRRRNNNNN YEAH YEAH I HAVE A THREE INCH COCK BUT LOOK HOW BIG MY ARMS AREEE YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOHHH EGG WHITES YEAHHHHHHHHH


spot?

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#151553 - 03/10/06 09:05 AM Re: weights
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Da Burglar's strategy for staying in shape (and how he maintains his solid upper body despite years of Beer Guzzling..)

1) Beat off Vigorously, 3 times a day minimum (I MEAN WHACK people...flail that arm that is working the Crank or stabbing the pussy...alternate every three minutes until you pop...

2) Only Hire Athletic (preferably Eastern European) Outcall escorts/whores...nothing burns calories faster than having a 5'9" tall, leggy blond former Tennis Prodigy from Minsk named Svetlana ride the monkey train with you.

3) I will have the woman hired in (2) above follow me to a steep hill, then have her strip down to her panties and start to wiggle her ass in front of me, then when I go for it, she runs up the hill and I vigorously wheel like a bastard trying to follow her up the hill, jussssssst out of arms/penis reach. We repeat twenty times...when I am beat, we retire back to my place and return to Step (2) again, above...


It's intuitive really
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#151554 - 03/10/06 01:58 PM Re: weights
Big Calm Offline
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Registered: 10/04/05
Posts: 900
Loc: Dallas, TX
Quote:

there is no world outside porn pris




I like Cassandra.
she reminds me of Raven from Teen Titans or Interpol's "Obstacle 1".




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#151555 - 03/10/06 02:00 PM Re: weights
pris Offline
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Registered: 12/03/05
Posts: 344
burglar your work out doesnt work for me

I like oriential/asian women with long flowing hair


Edited by pris (03/10/06 02:01 PM)

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