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Before VCR was invented, do Adult Theaters really show XXX rated movies in their theaters? Usually, how do the audiences control themselves while watching? Were they usually straight men or gay men?

Byron



there's an adult theater in portland called the jefferson theater, it's a real piece of work. once ceara and i went in on a lark when we were imbibing. i uh briefly closed my eyes for a couple seconds, then we noticed that they were moving in on us like so much carrion and we got creeped out and left. the porn was boring but the guys seemed gangrapingly straight, maybe they just liked to mingle. do you think if one asks another for a cigarette outside afterwards the eye contact last a little too long? do they get competitive? do they ever organize events or fundraise for whore timeshares?



You know, even though they were playing straight porn and we almost got hella molested in our sleep I think the crowd there is primarily HOMO. When I worked at the porn shop I had one of my few straight customers who would come in everyday waiting for chicks to come in looking for action wack-off boothes. Needless to say this guy was a real winner and got laid all the time. Anyway, me being the only thing with tits and a pulse he'd stand there talk my ear off while he loitered and ate his peanut butter and jelly sandwich (he packed one for lunch everytime). He told me plenty of awesome stories about trying to get action at Jefferson Theatre, but instead always having to battle with a sausage fest of horny fags constantly winking and gesturing him to sit next to them. But apparently the 2 or 3 times he HAD seen a willing lady go in there it was like, a 10 man cock slam, or a bakers dozen, or a 65 guy cream pie.... Basically like a lot of fat gross dudes on one uggo with an extra hole.