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there's an adult theater in portland called the jefferson theater, it's a real piece of work. once ceara and i went in on a lark when we were imbibing. i uh briefly closed my eyes for a couple seconds, then we noticed that they were moving in on us like so much carrion and we got creeped out and left. the porn was boring but the guys seemed gangrapingly straight, maybe they just liked to mingle. do you think if one asks another for a cigarette outside afterwards the eye contact last a little too long? do they get competitive? do they ever organize events or fundraise for whore timeshares?



I used to live like 2-3 blocks away from there and from what I remember the outside of the building was constantly littered with used condoms and creepy old men who propositioned anything with a pussy that happened to walk by. Some friends and I went on an expedition there as well one night after some drinking, and yeah, it was quite an experiance. Mid-nineties crapass feature porn with a ton of leering weirdos and and overall vibe of desperation tinged with a hint of potential gangrape. There are couches on the stage where the screen is so I think it's like a makeshift swinger thing, some other friends of mine went there once and witnessed a shot-out old whore who was dragged in there by her husband being gangbanged within an inch of her life by every single patron in the place. I think they have a gay theater as well upstairs, god only knows what goes on there.

I was googling for a picture of the place because mere words really do not do it justice, and found this. Sounds pretty accurate to me.
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