One of my fave threads. Alyssa probably has had three more different-fathered spawns by now and has the oldest one post her craigslist ads. I swear, wealth and education is inversely proportionate to fertility. Can't they just start putting birth control in the $1 Value Meal at McDonalds? Birth control burgers...that would help the economy.
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