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hopefully, alyssa west will use the money she's been making hooking towards putting her child in montessori. chances are though, she'll buy a vuitton diaper bag and then put ketchup on saltines ^____^



I hate to be one more cynic predicting a life of Dickensian misery for Alyssa's newly sired larva ; but after nine months confined in the blighted septic tank of Alyssa's womb, all he can realistically look forward to is another year choking on the curdled putrescence discharged by her pendulous sandbags, and a childhood filled with cigarette burns, inappropriate fondling at the hands of strangers, and the stench of dried fecal matter.
This will be followed by adolescent years of misdirected rage, which he'll express by huffing butyl nitrate and brutally assraping an aged filipino landscaper, before he finally ends up an incontinent Librium addict sleeping in his '91 Cavalier.
Of course, he'll eventually be discovered pissing in the parking lot of a Reseda Circle-K by David Joseph, who will immediately offer him a contract directing for Red Light, where he'll helm the AVN award winning "Crotch Tacos #4"!!
[ There was an alternate ending that had him directing for JM, but it didn't test well]
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