I bet it's even money this kid actually turns out to be some kind of Math Prodigy, thats how fucked up the karma in life, and the world is these days...stranger things have happened. I can see it now....Cal Tech Class of 2028, Alyssa is in the Audience during Graduation Ceremonies, proudly beaming as "Potpouri" West accepts a diploma, and then her beeper goes off with a 911 page from A guy named Jerome who is a Burger King Franchisee in Pomona who has been tit fucking Alyssa (using the Mayonaise he puts on people's Whoppers as a lubricant) as a client for 6 years, and has a raging hardon....this is so fucked up I have a boner