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#15118 - 02/02/04 05:42 PM Dave Cummings Is A Silly Old Fart.....
Owen S Mouth Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 05/03/03
Posts: 1043
Loc: Warsaw, Poland
This dude always has an opinion and he never shuts up. When will he do us all a favor and retire to the old folks home? Do people actually enjoy his movies? Isn't it a shame to see a good fucking go to waste when his flabby ass is in the mix??

From www.AdultBeat.com
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Dave Cummings On His Need For Fresh Guys
by Duke Floored (send email to Duke Floored)

Dave Cummings writes on ADT: As a producer/director and wood guy, I'd love to see a whole bunch of new guys in porn so that the more and more women admitting to watching porn (now that VOD and other Internet options make it easier for them to access it) will find some that appeal to their specific likes. Truth of the matter, though, is that MANY guys do indeed try to become porn stars; but, not many can actually do what they are 100% certain they can--perhaps some of us viewers think likewise(???)--namely, be "functional" (get hard quickly, stay hard, don't cum too soon, and cum within a few minutes of the Director calling for it??). As the link to "How to be a Porn Star" at my www.davecummings.com says, it is NOT about looks, dick size, muscles, etc (in that "etc", I also mean load volume--not too many females in real life want voluminous blasts of cum messing them up); rather, it's about FUNCTIONALITY. Be sure to read what I reported about directors unwilling to take yet another "chance" on yet another smooth-talking over-confident wannabe who fails under the stress of having to "produce, not just talk!


And, new guys need to know that if they take erection-enhancement pills that inhibit their specific metabolism and delays them from cumming within a few minutes of being told to cum, it might hurt their careers when directors determine which guys they will confidently use for future bookings---no one likes to wait, and wait, and wait while some pill-user whacks away for 10-45 minutes while saying what we hear so often, stuff like "this never happened to be before, I swear"; or, "I can't understand why this is happening to me", etc, all the while upsetting the waiting girl, delaying the crew from staying on schedule, costing filming momentum flow, costing more time on location (which sometimes translates into add-on late fees for "location rental"), irritating the make-up and catering folks who are put at a standstill waiting for a cum shot that's holing up almost EVERYTHING, including the other actresses and actors waiting to start their own scenes.

It's easy to criticize performers, but there's a reason why there are so few DEPENDABLE guys----it's called "functionality". If you think YOU'VE got it, please take steps to show the viewers what a stud YOU can be:-)))


Edited by whtzahor4 (02/03/04 05:48 AM)

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#15119 - 02/02/04 06:16 PM Re: Dave Cummings Is A Silly Old Fart.....
xvod Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/02/04
Posts: 698
Loc: CA
I like the guy and I respect his work.

Sure, he doesn't have the body of a 25 year old and his videos play to a very small niche **BUT** he's not some full of crap idiot with a $2000 camera that pretends to be a player... and I'm not pointing any fingers here.

That being said, feel free to point fingers at full of crap idiots with $2000 cameras.

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#15120 - 02/02/04 06:43 PM Re: Dave Cummings Is A Silly Old Fart.....
His Excellency Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 11/26/03
Posts: 73
"Dave cummings is a silly old fart......" Who you tellin'?

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#15121 - 02/02/04 08:08 PM Re: Dave Cummings Is A Silly Old Fart.....
Sir Wanksalot Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/11/04
Posts: 104
I dont see anything wrong with what he has to say, guys should be able to maintain an errection and cum on cue, but the way I see it there dosen't appear to be a lack of guys that can do that at the moment.

I dissagree with him and his comments about the volume of cumloads ,personally I like to see girls taking massive facials, I dont care if the girl likes it or not, maybe thats a generational thing.

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#15122 - 02/02/04 09:13 PM Re: Dave Cummings Is A Silly Old Fart.....
zenman Offline

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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
My big beef with Dave Cummngs is that he said that anyone who was against the invasion of Iraq was "Un-American". Fuck him. Who died and made him Führer?!?!

I know, it's not porn related, but if you don't like it, fuck you.
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#15123 - 02/02/04 09:20 PM Re: Dave Cummings Is A Silly Old Fart.....
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
Yeah, but he fucks more wymyn on a pay day´s week than me during my lifetime.

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#15124 - 02/02/04 11:13 PM Re: Dave Cummings Is A Silly Old Fart.....
Sir Wanksalot Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/11/04
Posts: 104
Quote:

My big beef with Dave Cummngs is that he said that anyone who was against the invasion of Iraq was "Un-American". Fuck him. Who died and made him Führer?!?!

I know, it's not porn related, but if you don't like it, fuck you.




I dont know or care what his opinions are about anything outside of porn.

If he said that about the invasion of Iraq then he's definatley a fucking moron who supports a government that would shut him and every other pornographer down if they had the chance.


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#15125 - 02/03/04 01:11 AM Re: Dave Cummings Is A Silly Old Fart.....
Master Bator Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 02/02/04
Posts: 31
The sad thing is that Dave Cummings died ten years ago at the age of 72.
It's his corpse who's in the movies.
Talk about NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD.
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#15126 - 02/03/04 02:12 AM Re: Dave Cummings Is A Silly Old Fart.....
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

Yeah, but he fucks more wymyn on a pay day´s week than me during my lifetime.



Unfortunately, same here.
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#15127 - 02/03/04 04:52 AM Re: Dave Cummings Is A Silly Old Fart.....
Modelglug Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 02/03/04
Posts: 13
If Dave Cummings is dead, where does that put John Holmes?

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#15128 - 02/03/04 07:51 AM Re: Dave Cummings Is A Silly Old Fart.....
Dinand Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 07/21/03
Posts: 274
dave cummings kicks ass.

too bad he's too slow with releasing dvd's.

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#15129 - 02/03/04 07:56 AM Re: Dave Cummings Is A Silly Old Fart.....
Master Bator Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 02/02/04
Posts: 31
Yeah, I heard Dave is slow with his releases.
Not like Red Light District...something like 20 vids/dvds a month from them!
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#15130 - 02/03/04 08:06 AM Re: Dave Cummings Is A Silly Old Fart.....
Dinand Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 07/21/03
Posts: 274
red light district is crap

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#15131 - 02/03/04 09:06 AM Re: Dave Cummings Is A Silly Old Fart.....
Master Bator Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 02/02/04
Posts: 31
No, they're not. They're cool. And now after years of showing ass fucking, they're investing in girl/girl flicks. One should be on sale by April 2004.
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#15132 - 02/03/04 09:11 AM Re: Dave Cummings Is A Silly Old Fart.....
smutspov Offline
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Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
funny that a codger talks about the need for male talent when his disgusting old ass is balling the chicks. Yeah, there needs to be more male talent to replace his gross geriatric old ass, hell at least oldster herschel savage seems like a spring ram.But Randy West? he's gettin' ancient.
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#15133 - 02/03/04 09:14 AM Re: Dave Cummings Is A Silly Old Fart.....
Master Bator Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 02/02/04
Posts: 31
You have a point, dude. Old balls banging against young flesh is kinda sick...
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#15134 - 02/03/04 04:24 PM Re: Dave Cummings Is A Silly Old Fart.....
Owen S Mouth Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 05/03/03
Posts: 1043
Loc: Warsaw, Poland
That's my whole point...why waste fresh meat on film by shooting them with Dave Cummings?? I don't care if the guy gets more pussy then some other guys, he's still a shitty site to see.
Further, I think the reason his releases are so few and far between is because nobody buys his shit.

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#15135 - 02/03/04 08:24 PM Re: Dave Cummings Is A Silly Old Fart.....
Steven Millan Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 706
Loc: Las Vegas
Good ole Dave Cummings supported the takedown of Saddam,and the War on Iraq,because he's an Army veteran,as did Serenity,and his slamming of anti-war protesters is just his opinion,and should be treated and respected as one(even though I didn't support that war,and don't support G.W. Bush or his administration,but am heavily glad that Saddam is now out of power,and rightfully rotting in a U.S. federal prison cell).
BTW,where are both Dave and Wankus,since they practically don't post here anymore like they used to(too much bukkake talk was too much for them to handle,I guess....).

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#15136 - 02/03/04 08:48 PM Re: Dave Cummings Is A Silly Old Fart.....
Modelglug Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 02/03/04
Posts: 13
My granddaddy is younger than Dave Boy.

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