Well, how about tarantulas? Like, you screw the young woman flat on her back like Momma and Poppa used to fuck and then you put tarantulas on her belly or something. Maybe a middleaged Chinese man could scream near her face the entire time also.
#151299 - 03/08/0612:34 PMRe: How about tarantulas?
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Quote: Well, how about tarantulas? Like, you screw the young woman flat on her back like Momma and Poppa used to fuck and then you put tarantulas on her belly or something. Maybe a middleaged Chinese man could scream near her face the entire time also.
Dude, let's collaborate on a writing an animated sitcom...I feel we are both peaking and yet wasting away here ... what kind of chinese food do you like to eat when on a creative writing retreat?
#151300 - 03/08/0603:21 PMRe: How about tarantulas?
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Quote: Maybe a middleaged Chinese man could scream near her face the entire time also.
like in that pic of them cracker twins with the new dye job just posted!
I like the Tarantula theme tho ...and you could play the music from "the Tarantula on the Hotel Bed" episode of The Brady Bunch...it had this rattle and kinda a voo dooey vibe to it and would add a bit of drama.
Quote: Well, how about tarantulas? Like, you screw the young woman flat on her back like Momma and Poppa used to fuck and then you put tarantulas on her belly or something. Maybe a middleaged Chinese man could scream near her face the entire time also.
Dude, let's collaborate on a writing an animated sitcom...I feel we are both peaking and yet wasting away here ... what kind of chinese food do you like to eat when on a creative writing retreat?
I like it!Can the popshot be on the tarantulas' back and then have the May twins lick it off?
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#151303 - 03/08/0606:03 PMRe: How about tarantulas?
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Quote: what a coincidence, today i have to feed marduk. i think i want to get him a little bird. i will name this bird aurora snow in tribute to you, COAH
It would be more fitting if the little bird was a duckling.
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