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#151082 - 03/07/06 12:17 AM Da Burglar Sickened by Porn, takes up stamps....
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Registered: 01/02/05
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After AEE, I saw that I knew NOTHING about porn, other than the fucked up shit I had seen here on xpt for about a year....so I have been clicking around Moviemonster.com and their 30,000+ titles for the last month....I am nauseated.

The chicks are hott for the most part, but what memo did I miss to not understand what the hell people find so sexy about what is being enacted and displayed in most porn flicks? Take RLD Cumshitters 2....I was drawn to this the way PUS is drawn out by a warm compress....WHEN DID JERKING OFF OUTSIDE THE GIRL's Gaping Butthole, so as to facilitate visual confirmation that the male's reproductive fluids, which DONT Belong in a chick's ass, ACTUALLY get in the chick's ass, become an accepted sexual practice in contemporary society? WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT with their wife/girlfriend/Secretary, and to what end? And let's all have a moment of silence for the chicks in these anal creampie flicks, they have to position themselves awkwardly on the floor, butt in the air, head on on the floor twisted around staring back at the camera so as to have her face in the shot as the dude(s) are ejaculating in her rectum. WHy? So my eyes can dart away from her ass-gape to her face to see if she's crying/smiling or expressionless? Ahhhhhh!!!! Fucking sick bastards!!!

Seriously, Girls of Porn....you do realize that 87% (or more) of the males in porn who perform (or direct & perform) are really fucking sick sex addicts and are getting over on you? Dont give me this "I was paid 2 grand for 2 guy's to cum in my ass and for me to eat it...so I am okay with it" bullshit.

Stop ejaculating in chicks' rectums! Stop Eating it out of other girl's rectums! Stop it!! Stop it!!! STAHHHHHHHPPPpppppp!!!!
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#151083 - 03/07/06 12:22 AM Re: Da Burglar Sickened by Porn, takes up stamps....
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Registered: 09/20/05
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Da Burglar = Rik Mayall from The Young Ones.

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#151084 - 03/07/06 12:51 AM Re: Da Burglar Sickened by Porn, takes up stamps..
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Registered: 01/12/05
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#151085 - 03/07/06 01:03 AM Re: Da Burglar Sickened by Porn, takes up stamps..
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Loopnode's pic is a man that needs many diversions- a visual parallel to today's porn audience.
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#151086 - 03/07/06 08:18 AM Re: Da Burglar Sickened by Porn, takes up stamps..
TunaCan Offline
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Registered: 04/07/05
Posts: 250
Loc: Hailey Young's closet
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After AEE, I saw that I knew NOTHING about porn, other than the fucked up shit I had seen here on xpt for about a year....so I have been clicking around Moviemonster.com and their 30,000+ titles for the last month....I am nauseated.

The chicks are hott for the most part, but what memo did I miss to not understand what the hell people find so sexy about what is being enacted and displayed in most porn flicks? Take RLD Cumshitters 2....I was drawn to this the way PUS is drawn out by a warm compress....WHEN DID JERKING OFF OUTSIDE THE GIRL's Gaping Butthole, so as to facilitate visual confirmation that the male's reproductive fluids, which DONT Belong in a chick's ass, ACTUALLY get in the chick's ass, become an accepted sexual practice in contemporary society? WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT with their wife/girlfriend/Secretary, and to what end? And let's all have a moment of silence for the chicks in these anal creampie flicks, they have to position themselves awkwardly on the floor, butt in the air, head on on the floor twisted around staring back at the camera so as to have her face in the shot as the dude(s) are ejaculating in her rectum. WHy? So my eyes can dart away from her ass-gape to her face to see if she's crying/smiling or expressionless? Ahhhhhh!!!! Fucking sick bastards!!!

Seriously, Girls of Porn....you do realize that 87% (or more) of the males in porn who perform (or direct & perform) are really fucking sick sex addicts and are getting over on you? Dont give me this "I was paid 2 grand for 2 guy's to cum in my ass and for me to eat it...so I am okay with it" bullshit.

Stop ejaculating in chicks' rectums! Stop Eating it out of other girl's rectums! Stop it!! Stop it!!! STAHHHHHHHPPPpppppp!!!!




Hmmm, well DB, I generally agree with your social commentary on porn and life, but ahhhh, is cumming in the ass that off the wall? I remember my first anal experience, she was a virgin, and she was trying to figure out if she let me stab her asshole with my cock, would she still be a virgin. Now, i would never be that scumbag to use that as a way to convince a girl to give up the dumper, but if she came up with the notion of that maybe not being sex, well, who was i to disagree, clearly i am no morality expert. Anyway, it was crazy tight and warm, and I just couldn't help it, so I popped a GIANT load deep in there, at which point she looked back at me and said "now how the fuck do I get that out??" I shrugged my shoulders and suggested she go take a shit. This was back in like 1993-94, did I happen to pre-date the cum-shitter phenomenon? Now, I don't know how fucked up that is, it isn't like I took one of those koolaid mix scoopers, jammed it in her gaped asshole, scooped it out and made her eat it. A little cum in the ass never killed anyone, um, wait, that his likely how this whole aids thing started with the fags isn't it. Whatever, carry on.
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#151087 - 03/07/06 04:04 PM Re: Da Burglar Sickened by Porn, takes up stamps..
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Registered: 10/22/05
Posts: 495
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I remember my first anal experience, she was a virgin, and she was trying to figure out if she let me stab her asshole with my cock, would she still be a virgin. Now, i would never be that scumbag to use that as a way to convince a girl to give up the dumper, but if she came up with the notion of that maybe not being sex, well, who was i to disagree, clearly i am no morality expert. Anyway, it was crazy tight and warm, and I just couldn't help it, so I popped a GIANT load deep in there, at which point she looked back at me and said "now how the fuck do I get that out??" I shrugged my shoulders and suggested she go take a shit. This was back in like 1993-94, did I happen to pre-date the cum-shitter phenomenon? Now, I don't know how fucked up that is, it isn't like I took one of those koolaid mix scoopers, jammed it in her gaped asshole, scooped it out and made her eat it. A little cum in the ass never killed anyone, um, wait, that his likely how this whole aids thing started with the fags isn't it. Whatever, carry on.





I don't suppose you have pictures?
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#151088 - 03/07/06 05:26 PM Re: Da Burglar Sickened by Porn, takes up stamps..
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Registered: 04/07/05
Posts: 250
Loc: Hailey Young's closet
Nope, too bad because she was pretty hot, skinny little italian chick with a nice phat ass. But what i do have is three pics from a shoot we did, where Julia Bond jams my cellphone up Lexi Bardot's ass, then Lexi fucks julia with a strap-on while it is sitting there in the dumper with my friends calling and vibrating it in her ass. It will be coming out soon on our first dvd in the g/g series, The Dildo Mafia, look for it soon, Hailey Young is on the cover.


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#151089 - 03/07/06 10:10 PM Re: Da Burglar Sickened by Porn, takes up stamps..
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Quote:

After AEE, I saw that I knew NOTHING about porn, other than the fucked up shit I had seen here on xpt for about a year....so I have been clicking around Moviemonster.com and their 30,000+ titles for the last month....I am nauseated.

The chicks are hott for the most part, but what memo did I miss to not understand what the hell people find so sexy about what is being enacted and displayed in most porn flicks? Take RLD Cumshitters 2....I was drawn to this the way PUS is drawn out by a warm compress....WHEN DID JERKING OFF OUTSIDE THE GIRL's Gaping Butthole, so as to facilitate visual confirmation that the male's reproductive fluids, which DONT Belong in a chick's ass, ACTUALLY get in the chick's ass, become an accepted sexual practice in contemporary society? WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT with their wife/girlfriend/Secretary, and to what end? And let's all have a moment of silence for the chicks in these anal creampie flicks, they have to position themselves awkwardly on the floor, butt in the air, head on on the floor twisted around staring back at the camera so as to have her face in the shot as the dude(s) are ejaculating in her rectum. WHy? So my eyes can dart away from her ass-gape to her face to see if she's crying/smiling or expressionless? Ahhhhhh!!!! Fucking sick bastards!!!

Seriously, Girls of Porn....you do realize that 87% (or more) of the males in porn who perform (or direct & perform) are really fucking sick sex addicts and are getting over on you? Dont give me this "I was paid 2 grand for 2 guy's to cum in my ass and for me to eat it...so I am okay with it" bullshit.

Stop ejaculating in chicks' rectums! Stop Eating it out of other girl's rectums! Stop it!! Stop it!!! STAHHHHHHHPPPpppppp!!!!




Hmmm, well DB, I generally agree with your social commentary on porn and life, but ahhhh, is cumming in the ass that off the wall? I remember my first anal experience, she was a virgin, and she was trying to figure out if she let me stab her asshole with my cock, would she still be a virgin. Now, i would never be that scumbag to use that as a way to convince a girl to give up the dumper, but if she came up with the notion of that maybe not being sex, well, who was i to disagree, clearly i am no morality expert. Anyway, it was crazy tight and warm, and I just couldn't help it, so I popped a GIANT load deep in there, at which point she looked back at me and said "now how the fuck do I get that out??" I shrugged my shoulders and suggested she go take a shit. This was back in like 1993-94, did I happen to pre-date the cum-shitter phenomenon? Now, I don't know how fucked up that is, it isn't like I took one of those koolaid mix scoopers, jammed it in her gaped asshole, scooped it out and made her eat it. A little cum in the ass never killed anyone, um, wait, that his likely how this whole aids thing started with the fags isn't it. Whatever, carry on.




Now this is a good reply to my rant...and kinda on the mark of the point I am trying to make. Tuna Joe's experience is actually reconciliable in terms of it being a act of passion that logiclaly follows the lust being expressed between two people in a spontaneous situation. SUCH IS NOT WHAT I WITNESSED in the fucked up scene in CumShitters 2 with Alicia Alighati being tag teamed by Stefano and Ferrara, Red Light District's 2005-2006 porn version of the 1980s Pop Music Super DUO WHAM! (GEorge Michael and Andrew Ridgely.) The scene was nauseating for alot of reasons...let me elaborate.

First, I hate these two fags-in-hetero-clothing...they are good looking dudes who obviously enjoy the fucked up shit they perpetrate on chicks in their videos, and the girls obviously dig doing it with them (seemingly..) In this scene, stefano starts to KISS ALicia AFTER she sucks his dick AFTER it was in her ASS AFTER Miguel had also had his dick in her ass, with NO BREAK in the sequence...and they tongue/mouth fucked for a minute and a half....FUCKING BULLSHIT FAGGOTS! I know there is NOT one Hetero Porn Fan/Reader of this board who would EVER want, or consent, or actually DO that...

And the dialogue....Here is alicia, no doubt a godless morally bankrupt, money hungry chick saying "Oh my GOD! OH GOD! Oh Jesus! Oh Jesus CHRIST! Oh Jesus FUCKING CHRIST! Oh My FUCKING God!!" over and over and over and over....and over and over....as she gets Butt plugged by these two dumber versions of Leopold and Loeb. Now this is a wood killer for me, apart from it being a anal creampie scene....Not that I am religious or believe...but what the fuck? Why Tempt fate/wrath of god by saying such shit In the act of doing the very thing that supposedly caused the Nuking of Sodom 4500 years ago??

Then the coup de grace....Alicia saying, quite disingenuously..."I want to feel your cum in my ass..." followed by the two Phags jerking off into her ass-gape...I would never do this, would never WANT to do this, would Never PAY to do this or see this, nor do I know any chicks who would want me to do that...buttfucking and spontaneously popping a load in her ass in one thing, but this conscious, mechanical, circus-like act of jerking off into her butthole inches away from said orifice, depicted in this fucked up dvd, is beyond my capacity to digest, reconcile or jerk off to.

I WONT EVEN get into the other tangent this act takes on, that of having a second chick present to actually EAT the cum out of the girl's asshole. WHY? I am down with oral sex, and seeing a chick swallow a load after a blowjob, but what the fuck? Again, I would never do, see or orchestrate such a spectacle in real life, nor am I aware of knowing any chicks who would like to eat cum out of another chick's ass...such a thing is ONLY for a porn spectacle and only for cash...can any porn chick reading this thread speak up and say they would (or actually do) this type of activity in real life without being paid? Are cumfart cocktails served at anyone's home bar? If so invite me over and change my thinking, I am open minded....
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#151090 - 03/08/06 08:11 AM Re: Da Burglar Sickened by Porn, takes up stamps..
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Registered: 10/22/05
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Nope, too bad because she was pretty hot, skinny little italian chick with a nice phat ass. But what i do have is three pics from a shoot we did, where Julia Bond jams my cellphone up Lexi Bardot's ass, then Lexi fucks julia with a strap-on while it is sitting there in the dumper with my friends calling and vibrating it in her ass. It will be coming out soon on our first dvd in the g/g series, The Dildo Mafia, look for it soon, Hailey Young is on the cover.






Works for me.

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