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I so wanted him in my mouth! He started to miss right there and luckily I quickly caught it by turning my head in time to guide it on in. You'll see, my babies.

I'm so not a cum dodger.




How the fuck does he miss at that distance? Surely even the most inexperienced jerker-offer in Porn must have sufficient familiarity with his own ejaculatory trajectory to NOT fucking miss such an inviting target from 2.5 inches away....WTF

I guess it's like reading the greens when putting, when you have to adjust to the cut/slope of the ground...if this guy slices to the left (since he appears to be right handed) then he should have been aiming for Gia's left corner of her mouth...it's also like Targeting Cities with Nuclear Warheads, and adjusting for the earth's rotation, etc.....see, I knew my study of ICBM Missle Technology in that Modern Warfare Summer School Class I took back in 1991 at the Kennedy School of Government would serve me well one of these days; who would have thought it would have been with a technical analysis of a Gia Gobbling Scene....life is truly poetic sometimes....
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