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#150971 - 03/06/06 05:59 PM Today at work
c62 Human Garbage Registered: 07/05/04 Posts: 1545 Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...	I was eating lunch in the lunchroom. A chick comes in and starts bitching that all the microwaves are being used(there are 4). So I power-bombed her through one of the lunch tables. Her friend got all in my face with "Oh no you didn't" and I pile-drived her through one of the chairs. Then their manager(he's one of those new-age-neo-femenist guys who thinks women have the right to think for themselves) informs me I'm On Report. So I roundhouse kick him in the face, and since he was the asshole that hired both I climbed up on the counter and went with an elbow to the sternum. All in all it was a pretty good fucking day!!! _________________________ If cum was concrete, Quasarman would have a four lane freeway going down his throat. - pariah
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#150972 - 03/06/06 06:11 PM Re: Today at work
2cums Registered Sex Offender Registered: 04/16/04 Posts: 2415 Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon	Next time bring a gun. It makes for better TV _________________________ " Bitch, not even a dumptruck full of Gucci bags would get me to do you. "- Gia Jordan response to pornactorforhire
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#150973 - 03/06/06 06:44 PM Re: Today at work
Phlogiston Human Garbage Registered: 09/13/05 Posts: 1594 Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.	Quote: Next time bring a gun. It makes for better TV I respectfully disagree, mostly because I hate seeing Sarah Brady on television. I'd like to see C62 grab a kitana and go Yojimbo on their asses.
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#150974 - 03/06/06 07:01 PM Re: Today at work
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Quote: I was eating lunch in the lunchroom. A chick comes in and starts bitching that all the microwaves are being used(there are 4). So I power-bombed her through one of the lunch tables. Her friend got all in my face with "Oh no you didn't" and I pile-drived her through one of the chairs. Then their manager(he's one of those new-age-neo-femenist guys who thinks women have the right to think for themselves) informs me I'm On Report. So I roundhouse kick him in the face, and since he was the asshole that hired both I climbed up on the counter and went with an elbow to the sternum. All in all it was a pretty good fucking day!!! Thats a beautiful story. _________________________
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#150975 - 03/06/06 08:24 PM Re: Today at work
John Floofin Porn Icon Registered: 02/04/05 Posts: 3499 Loc: The Dirty: 480	Post of the Week!
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#150976 - 03/06/06 11:44 PM Re: Today at work
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: Quote: Next time bring a gun. It makes for better TV I respectfully disagree, mostly because I hate seeing Sarah Brady on television. I'd like to see C62 grab a kitana and go Yojimbo on their asses. I'd rather see something like MIHO from Sin City reenacted in a fit of work place rage, preferably at a place that makes colostomy bags for the pets of rich 85 year old widows... Awesome post C62....is there anyone who hasnt fantasized about some form of work place violence at some point? Even when you own the company (or ESPECIALLY when you own the company?) _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#150977 - 03/07/06 01:05 AM Re: Today at work
Phlogiston Human Garbage Registered: 09/13/05 Posts: 1594 Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.	Quote: Quote: Quote: Next time bring a gun. It makes for better TV I respectfully disagree, mostly because I hate seeing Sarah Brady on television. I'd like to see C62 grab a kitana and go Yojimbo on their asses. I'd rather see something like MIHO from Sin City reenacted in a fit of work place rage, preferably at a place that makes colostomy bags for the pets of rich 85 year old widows... Oh yeah...Miho! Maker of human "Pez dispensers".
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#150978 - 03/07/06 05:40 PM Re: Today at work
c62 Human Garbage Registered: 07/05/04 Posts: 1545 Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...	Sin City was an awesome movie, I need to buy the DVD. Today I went to meet the VP of HR. Things went well until he starting hitting me with his purse. Needless to say I kicked his ass. However I have to attend Rage Awareness and Prevention Education classes tomorrow. I already know how this is going to turn out. _________________________ If cum was concrete, Quasarman would have a four lane freeway going down his throat. - pariah
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#150979 - 03/07/06 09:34 PM Re: Today at work
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: Next time bring a gun. It makes for better TV I respectfully disagree, mostly because I hate seeing Sarah Brady on television. I'd like to see C62 grab a kitana and go Yojimbo on their asses. I'd rather see something like MIHO from Sin City reenacted in a fit of work place rage, preferably at a place that makes colostomy bags for the pets of rich 85 year old widows... Oh yeah...Miho! Maker of human "Pez dispensers". Dude, Miho was fucking Hott, she seems like the PERFECT woman...she can protect your ass from anyone/anything, scare you enough so that you would NEVER fuck around on her, but reward your loyalty with the most debauched, nasty Asian-little-girl-submissive sex you can possibly imagine. Who was the actress who played her in that flick??? _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#150980 - 03/07/06 10:12 PM Re: Today at work
Phlogiston Human Garbage Registered: 09/13/05 Posts: 1594 Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.	Miho was played by Devon Aoki and will be featured in Sin City 2.
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#150981 - 03/07/06 11:38 PM Re: Today at work
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	I liked Devon Aoki since she was a runway model years ago. She's also the heiress to Benihana. Hot shit if you ask me. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#150982 - 03/08/06 08:55 AM Re: Today at work
Soopergrizz Porn Fucking Master Registered: 02/23/05 Posts: 3724 Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild	Quote: I liked Devon Aoki since she was a runway model years ago. She's also the heiress to Benihana. Hot shit if you ask me. Even as we speak, Max Hardcore is furiousl pumping his dick to this picture. _________________________ You're all still alive?
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#150983 - 03/08/06 01:02 PM Re: Today at work
pris Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 12/03/05 Posts: 344	too young
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#150984 - 03/08/06 05:23 PM Re: Today at work
2cums Registered Sex Offender Registered: 04/16/04 Posts: 2415 Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon	She looks like an uppidity whore. The type that would stand over a bidet for an hour after you were done ravaging her rectum. _________________________ " Bitch, not even a dumptruck full of Gucci bags would get me to do you. "- Gia Jordan response to pornactorforhire
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#150985 - 03/08/06 05:29 PM Re: Today at work
loopnode Porn Jesus Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 7322 Loc: The Children's Limbo	She looks wack in real life. _________________________ I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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