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#150960 - 03/06/06 04:13 PM Tales from the Kook
Monstar Offline
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Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
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yet another PM i gots:

Quote:

Be honest!
From: Hypnocock
...since he's gone...how many times did you suck off or fuck Longshit?

Denial will be construed to mean in the 100's....




I know we all love the kook.

but this is why i don't check my PMs 9 out of 10 of them are from the kook ranging from "what are you doing today?" to "where is a good place to get something to eat in Santa Monica?"

...i have no idea what is wrong with the boy. always going on about Longshot and something about the Teen Titans cartoon.

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#150961 - 03/06/06 04:33 PM Re: Tales from the Kook
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Registered: 10/22/05
Posts: 495
Loc: Inactive: Banned for spam appa...
Its nice to be popular I suppose.



Dude, you're famous!

All you need now is a gay stalker or some fat old slag who both think you're sending them encoded love messages in here.


Take the internet, bad enough for kooks, add porn, arguably worse, and voila! Superkooks!

Lucky dog you.
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#150962 - 03/06/06 06:01 PM Re: Tales from the Kook
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I still get messages from Monkey telling me he's Dave Pounder.
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#150963 - 03/06/06 06:10 PM Re: Tales from the Kook
Jack Mehoff Offline
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Registered: 10/22/05
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So is monkey a gay stalker or a fat old slag.
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#150964 - 03/06/06 06:13 PM Re: Tales from the Kook
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Monkey's a delightful man.
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#150965 - 03/06/06 06:27 PM Re: Tales from the Kook
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Registered: 09/22/03
Posts: 702
Loc: Hiding in the closet in Jeff a...
Quote:

yet another PM i gots:

Quote:

Be honest!
From: Hypnocock
...since he's gone...how many times did you suck off or fuck Longshit?

Denial will be construed to mean in the 100's....




I know we all love the kook.

but this is why i don't check my PMs 9 out of 10 of them are from the kook ranging from "what are you doing today?" to "where is a good place to get something to eat in Santa Monica?"

...i have no idea what is wrong with the boy. always going on about Longshot and something about the Teen Titans cartoon.






....I assume it's a six figure with you and longshit...good injun...serve whiteman...

9 out of 10?...dude I haven't even sent you 5 pm's. I could really give a fuck about what you're doing today much less getting something to eat in Santa Monica....

...so do you miss longshit?

Monstar -> <- Longshit
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#150966 - 03/06/06 10:10 PM Re: Tales from the Kook
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Subject: Hello jrv
From: smelly monkey
To: jrv
Date: 03/06/06 11:08 AM

Im aware you work in a toll booth



But im not a person who requires material things, im a person who falls in love for the right reasons, now im not saying i love you as it stands right now i just want to have sex with you while being open to the chance that love could develop

To show how serious i am about this, im going to go into detail as for what id like to do.

First I shave your entire body (except head) to make you completely hairless like a sphynx.




Then i cover you neck to toe in honey and cream



Then slowly lick my way up with my tongue and mouth, all done by candle light



Until every last drop is gone, even if it takes hours, then turn you over slow, place a pillow between your legs



Then force my way into your hole that makes us whole. Takes us to another place spiritually
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#150967 - 03/06/06 11:41 PM Re: Tales from the Kook
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Registered: 10/22/05
Posts: 495
Loc: Inactive: Banned for spam appa...
Quote:

Monkey's a delightful man.





Goin on jrv's posting of monkey's PM he's also quite the romantic.

What a guy. What a monkey. Respec'. Respec'. Aiiii.
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#150968 - 03/06/06 11:51 PM Re: Tales from the Kook
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Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
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Another from the Kook

Quote:

Thanks for your response, Injun
From: Hypnocock
Good to know you can keep a secret.





I need to dig thru them but my favorite was where he talked about my make-up was like Alice Cooper then went into a Marvel Comics rant for some reason...i guess there was an alice cooper comic book.

whateva.
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#150969 - 03/07/06 08:18 PM Re: Tales from the Kook
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Subject: Hello jrv
From: smelly monkey
To: jrv
Date: 03/06/06 11:08 AM

Im aware you work in a toll booth



But im not a person who requires material things, im a person who falls in love for the right reasons, now im not saying i love you as it stands right now i just want to have sex with you while being open to the chance that love could develop

To show how serious i am about this, im going to go into detail as for what id like to do.

First I shave your entire body (except head) to make you completely hairless like a sphynx.




Then i cover you neck to toe in honey and cream



Then slowly lick my way up with my tongue and mouth, all done by candle light



Until every last drop is gone, even if it takes hours, then turn you over slow, place a pillow between your legs



Then force my way into your hole that makes us whole. Takes us to another place spiritually






I never sent that you fucking liar.
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