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let's be honest, how do you avoid self-medicating to absurdity if your job involves half of the people you hired not showing up on a given day, seeing something as repulsive as naked steve holmes and some random cold-bloc chick becoming incontinent in front of you every now and then.


porn directors and vietnam vets should just be assumed to be trying to claw further away from the horrors they have witnessed, be it a chick taking a dump in front of you and crying in hungarian or being ordered to kill everyone in a village with extreme prej. if my life was trying to get people to do very simple things like show up at a given time and seeing just one woman explosively poop in front of me, i'd be asking for your quarters at a subway station right now.

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