Reading Lukeisback, interview with Jenna Presley. Luke often has hillarious revelations in what he asks our favorite harlots....check these few tidbits out from Jenna P.:
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Jenna: "In my real life, I like to make love, but right now I'm f------ a guy who f---- like a porn guy, even though he's not in porn. He makes me really loud because he f---- me. He doesn't have sex with me. I don't typically f--- a guy unless he's my boyfriend. This is the only guy I make an exception to because he's a really good friend of mine. He's married.
"It's his choice. I told him I didn't want to. She doesn't know.
I love honesty, because it nips hypocrisy right in the bud....here we have a hot porn starlet (jenna p. is the hottest JENNA in porn) fucking a married dude, who she did not want to but acquiesced in the face of his "hotness", his status as a friend, AND ...wait for it...here it comes:
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"He's hot. Down-to-earth. Cool. I'm all about personality, it doesn't matter what you look like. If you can make me laugh. He's hilarious.
Ok, his humor....Make Jenna Laugh and she's yours.....even if you like to eat out a lot:
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"If you're sweet and confident, it doesn't matter if you are a 500-pound fatman."
I REALLY WANT TO BELIEVE that last statement, for A LOT OF REASONS, but mostly because I was always a big fan of the late actor John Candy....it would warm my heart to think Jenna P. would have been moved enough by Mr. Candy's Hillarity to bounce on his dick, once located....this is significant, and changes my attitude and outlook on things....
Jenna P's most insightful observation in her chat with Luke:
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Luke: "What percentage of people in the industry do you think have a drug or alcohol problem?"
Jenna: "Huge. I think that 90% of the business does drugs or alcohol but maybe 70% have a problem. I include pot as a drug. I know people who come on set stoned and they can't perform. A drug problem to me is when it affects your work life.
"There was a director who got really drunk on set the other day and he started crying for his mommy. I drink every now and then. I rarely smoke pot because I will just binge for two days after. That's how pot affects me.
Nothing earth shattering, but again the honesty is refreshing....I just want to know who this DIRECTOR WAS WHO CRIED FOR HIS MOMMY? Anyone know? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone at all.....?
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