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#150936 - 03/06/06 03:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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Reading Lukeisback, interview with Jenna Presley. Luke often has hillarious revelations in what he asks our favorite harlots....check these few tidbits out from Jenna P.: Quote:
Jenna: "In my real life, I like to make love, but right now I'm f------ a guy who f---- like a porn guy, even though he's not in porn. He makes me really loud because he f---- me. He doesn't have sex with me. I don't typically f--- a guy unless he's my boyfriend. This is the only guy I make an exception to because he's a really good friend of mine. He's married.
"It's his choice. I told him I didn't want to. She doesn't know.
I love honesty, because it nips hypocrisy right in the bud....here we have a hot porn starlet (jenna p. is the hottest JENNA in porn) fucking a married dude, who she did not want to but acquiesced in the face of his "hotness", his status as a friend, AND ...wait for it...here it comes:
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"He's hot. Down-to-earth. Cool. I'm all about personality, it doesn't matter what you look like. If you can make me laugh. He's hilarious.
Ok, his humor....Make Jenna Laugh and she's yours.....even if you like to eat out a lot:
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"If you're sweet and confident, it doesn't matter if you are a 500-pound fatman."
I REALLY WANT TO BELIEVE that last statement, for A LOT OF REASONS, but mostly because I was always a big fan of the late actor John Candy....it would warm my heart to think Jenna P. would have been moved enough by Mr. Candy's Hillarity to bounce on his dick, once located....this is significant, and changes my attitude and outlook on things....
Jenna P's most insightful observation in her chat with Luke:
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Luke: "What percentage of people in the industry do you think have a drug or alcohol problem?"
Jenna: "Huge. I think that 90% of the business does drugs or alcohol but maybe 70% have a problem. I include pot as a drug. I know people who come on set stoned and they can't perform. A drug problem to me is when it affects your work life.
"There was a director who got really drunk on set the other day and he started crying for his mommy. I drink every now and then. I rarely smoke pot because I will just binge for two days after. That's how pot affects me.
Nothing earth shattering, but again the honesty is refreshing....I just want to know who this DIRECTOR WAS WHO CRIED FOR HIS MOMMY? Anyone know? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone at all.....? 
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#150939 - 03/06/06 04:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I heard it was Jules Jordan. 
Leave it to you to screw up the potential of this thread.
Biff why are you always riding my jock? Damn bro, stop with all the attention. My girl is getting jealous. 
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#150940 - 03/06/06 04:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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I heard it was Jules Jordan.
Leave it to you to screw up the potential of this thread.
Biff why are you always riding my jock? Damn bro, stop with all the attention. My girl is getting jealous.
By girl I take it you mean bitch. By bitch I think you mean bottom. Glad you and Ryan are getting on so well. 
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#150941 - 03/06/06 04:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I heard it was Jules Jordan.
Leave it to you to screw up the potential of this thread.
Biff why are you always riding my jock? Damn bro, stop with all the attention. My girl is getting jealous.
By girl I take it you mean bitch. By bitch I think you mean bottom. Glad you and Ryan are getting on so well.
Okay Dude, Mission Accomplished. You have graduated to my "PAY NO MIND LIST".
Its been fun playing. Thank you. 
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#150942 - 03/06/06 04:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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Okay Dude, Mission Accomplished. You have graduated to my "PAY NO MIND LIST".
Its been fun playing. Thank you.
Gotta love an exposed nerve, mind terribly if I rub some virtual salt in to your emotional wounds?
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#150944 - 03/07/06 04:01 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
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#150945 - 03/07/06 04:19 PM
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Shitforbrains, get over yourself. You suck at posting and take the life out of any thread you post in. You are the kryptonite of threads on XPT.
I second that emotion, bumbaklaat!
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#150946 - 03/07/06 05:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Shitforbrains, get over yourself. You suck at posting and take the life out of any thread you post in. You are the kryptonite of threads on XPT.
Thank you. I love you all too.
I second that emotion, bumbaklaat!
Thank you. I love you all too.
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#150948 - 04/04/06 12:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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let's be honest, how do you avoid self-medicating to absurdity if your job involves half of the people you hired not showing up on a given day, seeing something as repulsive as naked steve holmes and some random cold-bloc chick becoming incontinent in front of you every now and then.
porn directors and vietnam vets should just be assumed to be trying to claw further away from the horrors they have witnessed, be it a chick taking a dump in front of you and crying in hungarian or being ordered to kill everyone in a village with extreme prej. if my life was trying to get people to do very simple things like show up at a given time and seeing just one woman explosively poop in front of me, i'd be asking for your quarters at a subway station right now.
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#150949 - 04/04/06 02:24 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/13/03
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what else can be said but +1?
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#150950 - 04/04/06 03:32 PM
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Registered: 02/04/05
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Charles Taylor boombayay, Charles Taylor boombayay!
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#150951 - 04/04/06 03:56 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/09/06
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Charles Taylor boombayay, Charles Taylor boombayay!
charles taylor is so badass that i want to tattoo his name on the back of my neck.
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