I really feel like this info needs to be brought to the board, but please keep it between you all. About 6 months ago scott and i were an item, everything was going great i was spending more and more time over his place and we were on the verge of moving in together, when one night i was coming home and as i opened the door to his place i heard a lot of rumbling, i rush to the living room to see what is happening, where there i see it. Scott Fayner, bradon irons, chris canyon, erik everhard and vince voyeur all completly naked playing soggy sayo. I ran out of the apartment horrified and haven't seen or spoken to him since.



How soggy sayo is played

First off you need a large cracker, the bigger the better, then you need a minimum of 4 males, you place the cracker (refered to as a sayo) and then the players form a circle around the sayo and begin to jerk off on it, the last person to blow their load on the sayo has to eat it. Now i can overlook a lot of the stuff fayner has done to move up the ranks in this buisness but i can't be with someone knowing they have all the fag hags spooge in his belly, its too much for me to overlook, i am a shallow man.

And only someone like yourself would know how to play this game and you probably know from experience... now that would make you the "Number 1 Most DISGUSTING person in the world" take it as a compliment if you will.

Well i did date scott fayner, so make of that what you will in terms of my experiences with soggy sayo and what in the hell are you talking about anyway??, you use your face to catch large amounts of cum, you have no stance in this arguement.

That little faggot Scott Fayner got his own personal trash can in played out cum whore Taylor Rain. I suppose everyday is trash day in their hood.

I think it's more accepting by the viewers to see a woman catching loads of cum on her face, inside her mouth, whereever than a I suppose a gay person claiming to mess around with Fayner playing some soggy cum cracker game with a little i'm sure sword... well not "fighting" i'm sure it was quite a BONDING moment.

That's all.

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yeah, im gay. you got me smelly monkey. eating cum is my secret love. you got to be kidding me

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One word comes to mind when reading this. DENIAL.

i'm partial to this work of genius, those were the good old days when fayner could still afford his own internet access without needing to post from defiance's offices. he still had the pride to fight back, before the rimjobs, before the craigslist ads, before the drugs ruined it all and the simpson's writers put a "return" on his mailings.

I think this was one of a handful of threads that convinced me to sign up.

Like a cat with a mouse, all the fun's played out of fayner now.

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yeah, im gay.

You all needs to read all the His Excellency posts.

Absolutely fucking classic.

I must point out that Soggy SAO is an excellent training game for young would-be bukkakeists (please note, R*an Kn*x). You lose the game once or twice, and I positively guarantee that in future you will always get an erection at will and cum within 30 seconds no matter how horrifying your sex partner is.

A godsend for bukkake porn, but this skill is not the greatest asset for your future sex life.

Personally, I prefer vegemite on my SAOs.

conclusive proof: the monkey is from oz..

I always suspected he was Luke Ford.